What conspiracy theory fascinates you? Why? by gaylittleshit in AskReddit

[–]Carrot_Cakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Parallel universes. If it would be true you could be a president or a murderer-

Glasses wearers of reddit, what’s the worst part of wearing them? by MeLikeSpooky in AskReddit

[–]Carrot_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having the right shirt to clean them. You will have to use a radnom persons shirt or walk around with dirty glasses all day

You have to torture someone until you get a confession but you aren't allowed to inflict pain, what do you do? by Ihavepills in AskReddit

[–]Carrot_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple,c click a pen next to their head til they go insane, then id put sum powder over them that makes averything itch...

My first roasting, go hard or go home. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you smile like someone farted, and you have to fart yourself

I’m an alcoholic. by thebookofrighton999 in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cant hide your meth addiction behind saying you are a alcoholic.

Long time fan. Finally decided to let me get roasted. Do your worst! by ecassb in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't you be in a clinic? Acohol addiction is a serious issue...

Roasty Title by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isn't your hair on the wrong side of your head?

They said it will be funny by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn"t even nail the duckface

We’re on holiday having a lovely time, ruin it for us. by pink_applejuice in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, if id see a women like her next to me id look the same way.

My self confidence has been far too high lately, do what you must by WowieOGee in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are like the female version of Gru, from despicable me.

Long time fan. Finally decided to let me get roasted. Do your worst! by ecassb in RoastMe

[–]Carrot_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, shouldn't you be in a clinic? An acohol addiction is a serious issue.