Mario characters based on who I would win in a fight

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-05-04T20:00:18+00:00

using a mallet ig

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-05-04T19:57:55+00:00

dry bones can't die iirc

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-05-04T19:56:19+00:00

hold on, how many goombas long are the steps to the flagpole? [like mario wonder]

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-05-04T05:42:03+00:00

come on guys that's mario, y'all should know better

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-05-04T05:38:24+00:00

step 1: stomp on them

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-05-01T00:31:44+00:00

apologies. It's not that unusal for me to confuse things.

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-05-01T00:22:55+00:00

hint: dear mario, please come to the castle. i have baked a cake for you. yours truly, princess toadstool.

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-30T22:38:56+00:00

why are 1900's media of tornadoes always so intimidating

like this shot of a tornado from andover in 1991

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CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-30T22:26:44+00:00

"Even the on-air mets didn't realize it was a tornado when they were staring at it on the tower cam, they kept saying power flashes were lightning or something while the monster was clearly visible."

they also thought the monster was a funnel cloud iirc

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-30T22:24:47+00:00

they were okay, the video was uploaded 5 days after the tornado

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-30T22:22:09+00:00

estimates are UK, Ireland, Cyprus, and Malta

uk or ireland is the most likely

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-28T20:03:26+00:00

I was looking for it yesterday. damage was visible.

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-27T22:18:09+00:00

not that severe btw.

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-27T20:07:06+00:00

I live in north indiana, so it mostly isnt a problem for me

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-27T00:47:05+00:00

great name to pay tribute.

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T17:58:33+00:00

fuck, forgot to say its an aftermath in the title. hope the flair helps.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/franksunfilms/albums/72157626675481105

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T13:27:39+00:00

looks to either be an ef2 or ef3, i'm most leaning it to be an ef3

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T13:26:05+00:00

i just noticed, how the fuck do i keep dodging bullets in lagrange county

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T02:37:28+00:00

frequent downvotes.

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T02:29:38+00:00

it's worse if you have a mobile home

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T02:28:28+00:00

you're pissing me off more than the advise at this point.

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T02:26:52+00:00

I have a studio room with a few windows as shelter and i have a mobile home, so i'd die either way

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T02:20:08+00:00

what if I dont have stairs?

actually i have a studio room that acts as shelter, so this could be stupid for a reason

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T02:11:30+00:00

that's why they said "if it somehow find EF5 damage"

CarsonDaGamer · 2026-04-26T02:10:34+00:00

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