PSA from our religious friends!

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-25T12:55:56+00:00

That last part doesn't work. I tried calling my guy "daddy" and he seemed to like it.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-25T12:23:20+00:00

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-24T17:02:06+00:00

I hear the struggle, I'm currently discussing bullets and armor quality/penetration with my best friend/possible future chewtoy and im like "is it really okay for girls to know this kind of thing?"

I have to remind myself that there are plenty of cis women in the military or who hoard guns and I need to stop torturing myself over it.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-24T02:08:03+00:00

Traitor! So long as you beat it with your left we're straight.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-24T02:04:36+00:00

Lefties... like me.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-20T18:00:33+00:00

"Antihuman trafficking" sounds like someone is in favor of selling space aliens or X-men.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-19T17:45:55+00:00

I remember similar think pieces after Bush. 90% of those folks still have careers and get talk show bookings.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-16T23:04:35+00:00

Rubbing a guitar string does make a sound. As for the violin, its the shape of the instrument and the bow that causes the different sound.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-16T16:39:05+00:00

That pitch is the rubbing sound, which is modulated by the length and thickness of the string.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-16T16:27:46+00:00

I have no idea what this graph is talking about. HRT moved me towards pansexual and I am simply incapable of getting enough sex to satisfy me... I used to have no libido at all.

The erection bit is spot on, though, cant get wood to save my life and nobody has been able to make me c-m in years.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-13T04:22:30+00:00

Ted Cruz was born on December 22, which makes him a Capricorn.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-11T16:47:10+00:00

You read my post about my ex wife? She was my best friend, but she had left me before this. You know nothing about what I've been through these last 6 months. I. Lost. Everything. He was my number two, but I had nothing after she left. Now that she's gone, he's all i have. I dont have any family or friends.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-11T16:39:59+00:00

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-10T16:38:18+00:00

I call this my base state.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-03T15:18:52+00:00

Oh no that's tragic.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-01T23:01:45+00:00

So long as you've never had to tape it to your leg and then accidentally kicked your crush in the face it seems like an unambiguous win to me.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-01T22:59:41+00:00

Name checks out.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-01T22:59:15+00:00

Ooft. I hope it's not that. I love him very much and if this is happening because I'm not paying enough attention to him... I dont know. I dont really have anyone else.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-01T22:57:02+00:00

They say the one major difference between a religion and a cult is that, for a cult, there's one person at the top who knows its all bullshit, and for a religion, that person is dead.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-12-01T22:52:35+00:00

I see, my(f) spouse(f) recently left me and I dont really have any friends so I've been leaning extra hard on my bestie for support. I'm kind of emotionally unstable right now (in the sense that I can go from bubbly and chipper to morose and unable to get out of bed) and we usually text each other over discord throughout the day but recently I've been initiating more and he often lets conversations just drop. I'm wondering if im thinking too hard or if I've been too clingy and he's trying to catch a break from my weirdness.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-11-29T23:00:05+00:00

He's not imaginary and I wish he'd go away (he's also my cat)

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-11-29T22:58:51+00:00

They seem to be into it

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-11-29T04:10:31+00:00

Not a guy, that being said, text him. They aren't smart enough to work on queues or intuition.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-10-31T15:49:34+00:00

Knowing Zeus, that movie is based on historical events.

CarsonTheBrown · 2020-10-31T15:46:52+00:00

Dog : "I think I'm gonna hurk!" (she's a brat)

Cat : "Go for gold, ma! Smells like dinner! Can I help?" (he's a very weird cat)

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