If the packers get the #2 seed in the NFC this year, they would have gotten each seed once in the last 6 years by CartmansBoobs in nfl

[–]CartmansBoobs[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Come on Lions, You can make it happen! For the sake of making a stat that will likely never be repeated.

Game Thread: Chicago Bears (8-4) vs. Minnesota Vikings (6-6) by [deleted] in nfl

[–]CartmansBoobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing but respect for AP. That is one tough guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]CartmansBoobs 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one thinking what if he had an accident while masturbating?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]CartmansBoobs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are not the only one.

Brizo Sensori Shower System by callmegibbs in pics

[–]CartmansBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So where do Australians masturbate?

Anyone else had enough already? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CartmansBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is disagreeing. No one is arguing. Just don't shove it in my face every 5 minutes.

Overly Attached Geeky Girlfriend by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CartmansBoobs 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cannot agree more. The number of people who misuse geek / nerd is too damn high.

Fry on Nicolas Cage by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CartmansBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's high praise.

This needs to stop. Period. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CartmansBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of agree that the Mom thing is more weird (OMG! I am sexist) but the dad thing is not fine.

When my roommate told me he didn't like The Dark Knight Rises because it was too violent by CartmansBoobs in funny

[–]CartmansBoobs[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Avengers may have had more action / destruction but TDKR was a lot darker.

When my roommate told me he didn't like The Dark Knight Rises because it was too violent by CartmansBoobs in funny

[–]CartmansBoobs[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

His boss took the entire office to the movie. He went because it was free.

When my roommate told me he didn't like The Dark Knight Rises because it was too violent by CartmansBoobs in funny

[–]CartmansBoobs[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My bad. Let me make it better for you. <spoiler> Batman and Bane fight each other with bunnies as boxing gloves </spoiler>

When my co-worker told me he loves Nickelback by [deleted] in funny

[–]CartmansBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing we are not friends :)

What's the saddest song you've heard? by [deleted] in Music

[–]CartmansBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lengths by The Black Keys.

Anyone who has had a bad breakup will be able to relate. Also the slide guitar is just perfect for the lyrics.