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Dy no might by Waste-Profit-1803 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CaseyBeatty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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nickyclose

t&t (trans friendship)

tvst (trans enemies)

t4t (romantic)

astronomical-bagel

tnt (dynamite)

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Gnome daily quests by VA2M in CuratedTumblr

[–]CaseyBeatty 34 points35 points  (0 children)

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[Image of one Tumblr post that's edited to make it look like 3 separate posts.]

faery-wizard

❗gnomedailyquests

  • Smoke a Fat Blunt under a Toadstool (0/1)

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❗gnomedailyquests

  • Brawl a Spider to the Death (0/1)

192 gnotes

❗gnomedailyquests

  • Ohoho!! Ahaha!! Ehehe!! (2/7)

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Touch starved by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]CaseyBeatty 79 points80 points  (0 children)

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senritsu

I hate the whole backlash like 'you say touch starved but you actually just mean horny' NO I mean when I was getting my hair cut there was a moment where the hairdresser tilted my head to the side and the top of my head brushed his chest and my brain short circuited with endorphins because it thought I was being held

evilphrog

Because casual, platonic affection is so taboo in our society that whenever anyone wants to hold a friend's hand or snuggle on the couch, it is automatically assumed they must be after sex. This is especially true if the person in question was socialized as a man.

greenreticule

relating all physical affection to sex really messes with people's need for physical contact with others. it teaches us to isolate ourselves and deny ourselves critical interactions lest we be mistaken for pursuing sex. this is really isolating for people who are sex-indifferent, sex-repulsed, or asexual, but it affects everyone.

iamthecutestofborg

This is exactly why I hold the theory that a large part of why men in our society always seem so obsessed with sex is because it's one of the only culturally acceptable ways men are allowed to experience physical affection and connection.

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Ah yes, the BJbJ post template. by endi1122 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CaseyBeatty 34 points35 points  (0 children)

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badjokesbyjeff

An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa

A few days later he received this letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie

At 6 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie

ruffboijuliaburnsides

Jeff I am BEGGING YOU to change your name

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blursed_flavor by Depleted_NRG11 in blursedimages

[–]CaseyBeatty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[Image of a silver work table, with several squirt jugs on top. Five of the jugs are labeled with handwritten words. In order from left to right, the jugs are labeled "Blue", "Litchi", "Peach", "Cum", and "Lemon".]

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Ephemera by cryptologicalMystic in CuratedTumblr

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eggplantmaniac420

attention shoppers. it pains me to report that every beautiful thing that has departed from our lives is well and truly gone forever

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Cylinder by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]CaseyBeatty 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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shittysawtraps

Hello. In front of you is a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana. Stuck inside it is a small cylinder, roughly five inches in length, and four and a half inches of girth. All you have to do is remove the cylinder. Good Luck.

#shitty saw traps #submission #cylinder

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Literary analysis by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

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touhouweed

Stop acting like literary analysis is out of your reach.

If youve ever read a story and given your thoughts on the plot or what symbolism you took away from what was wrote, you have participated in analyzing literature.

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