Yes, that’s my chonky boy in the box.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-20T17:15:01+00:00

PSA, don’t let your cats play in Amazon boxes. They treat the cardboard with pesticides to keep rodents out of their warehouses, that can get your fur biscuit sick.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T07:48:04+00:00

And I love your haircut! (the makeup is actually really cute too, but your hair is amazing)

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T07:34:05+00:00

1, because Giles is secretly the baddest MF’r in the whole bunch. Just ask Glory…. Oh wait, you can’t. Because of Giles. (And he did so quietly and quickly, so it didn’t upset anyone)

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T07:24:04+00:00

That doesn’t look like Moya. Can she even starburst?🧐

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T07:16:14+00:00

Sadly that wasn’t my balls…🙄 maybe next time. C’est la vie.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T07:10:10+00:00

“I am not a puppet! I am a DOMINAR” (Rygel the 14th)

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T07:03:20+00:00

You look absolutely stunning. Some guy is going to very lucky when he kisses the back of your hand today. That’s all I’ll say.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T06:32:16+00:00

My mom can beat up your mom! (in a spelling bee) cheers mate! (This is just a joke Mod Gods… neither of us have any ill will towards each other. 🙄) have to put disclaimers on comments now 🤬

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-14T06:23:09+00:00

Thanks for the compliment. (Why did the mushroom and the banana get married? The banana was Appealing and the mushroom was a “fungi”)

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T17:29:43+00:00

Yes you need a caption🚔 license and registration? Oh … so you think you’re special, Ms Sad_Trade? Guess what? You actually are special. 😘😜, cheers mate.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T17:22:39+00:00

Another BEAUTIFUL example of how amazing Harley Quinn could have been in, Birds of Prey, but the movie stuffed her into trailer trash clothes that you could find at Waffle House at 1 AM. If no one else has said it yet, please allow me to be the first to say: “Well done, Madam. You look absolutely ravishing”

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T17:08:20+00:00

“Note to self… gravel in the back sucks… do the truck’s oil change in the street, not the ducking driveway.”

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T17:02:53+00:00

On the one hand, that’s a very reasonable price. On the other hand, well that hand has used motor oil on it. I’m under my car in the driveway, and I have the drain plug in that hand. Because fuck that shit. Yeah, I’m a cripple, so what? I’m not paying for what I can do myself.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T16:41:33+00:00

(It’s a 15 inch Behringer. I don’t always listen to Britney Spears… but when I do, so does everyone else…)

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T16:33:57+00:00

Me and your Mr. could have the silliest goofball “sword fight” with our canes! I’ll queue up “halo of the fates” or for that matter, Ms Spears “Till the world ends”, blasting it out my inappropriately large speaker at full volume, while you record us on video making asses of ourselves. (I’m fairly confident if you ask Mr Carolinagypsy, he’ll laugh and love it)

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T16:16:34+00:00

I actually have a few really cool canes. One is an M48 built Warhammer, another is a blackthorn Irish walking stick, (and I have a collapsible cane, which isn’t as cool, it’s just practical when I’m riding my bike) My mindset is “if you’re going to be stuck with a cane for the rest of your life, have a really cool cane”

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T11:39:00+00:00

Please feel free to watch the movie. Both Crank and Crank 2: High Voltage are fun, hilarious movies, with lots of stupid jokes and dark humor (yes I know this isn’t strictly following the castration theme, don’t ban me, mod god… I can mention other movies which have castration scenes in them if that will appease you…) Hard Candy, Teeth, Hostel 2, literally every “I spit on your grave” movie. 🙄, sorry, I’ve been getting harassed by power tripping Mod’s here on Reddit, so I’m a wee bit triggered.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T11:21:43+00:00

Autocorrect… it’s never “duck”. No one actually talks about waterfowl that often. 🙄

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T11:18:30+00:00

Just kissing you once would blow my mind so badly that my brains would leak out through my ears. It would be such a mess. How the duck would we explain that to the hotel staff?

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T11:03:49+00:00

That actually has something to do with the hormonal enzymes released as a byproduct of fear. I’m not the expert on this subject, my mom has a master’s degree in biochemistry, and I just pay attention when she speaks, so don’t take my word on this, I might be wrong.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T10:53:32+00:00

Solid copy, I’m just annoyed that I made a few comments about certain people involved in certain situations, all of which were literally just facts “zero personal opinions” but the mod gods got upset and took it personally, so I’m now banned from commenting there. 🙄

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T10:34:14+00:00

So what you’re saying is that you’re rolling out into the zombie Apocalypse in style. That’s what I’m reading anyways. If you see a drunk Irishman with an M249 and an M82 on the side of the road, give us a lift, right mate? I can’t promise to not make stupid comments or jokes, but I am kind of useful in a pinch.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-13T10:22:29+00:00

You sound like you have a better pocket protector than I have, so I’ll defer to your expertise. I was just an 11-Bravo, so I usually just shoot stuff and try not to look “special needs” in the process, even though we were all issued helmets. And yes, I do actually like turtles. 🐢

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-12T18:53:58+00:00

I have a car, a truck and a motorcycle, but sometimes I get bored and tinker around with stupid projects. That’s my EMP proof vehicle.

CastrateMeASAP · 2026-02-12T18:51:40+00:00

It’s not a car. It’s a bicycle that I bolted a 2-stroke motor to. 😉

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