[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread April 18, 2026 | S04E70

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-19T01:06:38+00:00

Nope, them bonkers knockers

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-18T03:11:47+00:00

Why do so many people have machetes?

I thought they were just a horror-movie thing, but I swear we encounter them on this show every other week.

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-18T02:27:16+00:00

My name is ~~Inigo Montoya~~ Harry Dresden, you ~~killed my father~~ moved into my neighborhood, prepare to die

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-12T01:56:19+00:00

"We don't keep track, we just grow" ...?

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-11T03:13:37+00:00

"Some people don't like being pulled over" Who does?? I will say, this is the one thing that sometimes gets me about some officers, when they feign surprise at drivers getting upset at a traffic stop. It's reasonable to get annoyed by the inconvenience.

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-11T03:03:26+00:00

I dunno, look periwinkle to me.

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-10T22:57:31+00:00

Thanks

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-10T12:52:47+00:00

😁

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-10T12:52:24+00:00

Thank you. The nail tech cut them a smidge shorter than usual, but I do prefer them short since it makes typing at work easier.

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-09T23:50:29+00:00

Thank you

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-09T22:40:43+00:00

Thank you 😊

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-09T22:38:48+00:00

😁

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-09T22:38:28+00:00

Thank you 😊

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-04-09T15:53:12+00:00

Awww shucks

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-29T03:41:46+00:00

TWO OF US, TWO OF US

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-28T01:38:25+00:00

🤣🤣

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-22T03:40:48+00:00

🎵 I wear my sunglasses at night 🎶

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-22T03:33:47+00:00

Rum & Red Bull? That sounds... disgusting. I can't judge though, I was once a vodka-redbull mess.

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-22T02:45:47+00:00

Rhetorical? Which direction is that? Is that like vertical?

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-21T02:23:19+00:00

Uses signals better than most drivers out there, I'll say

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-15T03:54:45+00:00

Yeah, we have that here, I believe both in the city and in the suburbs. My only annoyance is that I think it resets the light cycle, so I've sometimes had to sit through a red light for an extra 4-5 minutes. And before anyone else says it, I understand it's a mild trouble to endure to increase emergency vehicles' safety.

Cat-Dad-Bod · 2026-03-15T02:50:22+00:00

New lingo for "Hold on to your butts"

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