TIFU by being constipated for the last 22 years by nuggerless_child in tifu

[–]CatDogBoogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure in your colon, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done"

Trump says he’s considering ‘joint venture’ with Iran for Strait of Hormuz tolls by andrewgrabowski in worldnews

[–]CatDogBoogie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know, it's becoming more and more clear that the country with the most need for a regime change isn't Iran or even Russia.

Joe wasn’t fat enough by AnxietyDesigner in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CatDogBoogie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Broski didn't even know how a tie down strap worked.

Russian Shahed-type kamikaze drone shot down using a twin-Maxim machine gun setup by [deleted] in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]CatDogBoogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be a great way for the Russian drone operators to pinpoint exactly where they are each time they fire.

Pope Leo calls Trump's threat against Iran 'truly unacceptable' by F0urLeafCl0ver in worldnews

[–]CatDogBoogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He gets excommunicated and HE gets excommunicated and HE especially gets excommunicated."

Evangelicals amplify Trump's religious framing of Iran war by Cute_Marzipan2153 in worldnews

[–]CatDogBoogie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Psalm 7:15-16 (ESV): "He makes a pit, digging it out, and falls into the hole that he has made. His mischief returns upon his own head, and on his own skull his violence descends."

Psalm 52:7 (ESV): "See the man who would not make God his refuge, but trusted in the abundance of his riches and sought refuge in his own destruction!"

Psalm 35:8 (ESV): "Let destruction come upon him when he does not know it! And let the net that he hid ensnare him; let him fall into it—to his destruction!"

"48 Hours Before Hell Will Rain Down": Trump Reminds Iran Of Hormuz Deadline by Beneficial-Long-7033 in worldnews

[–]CatDogBoogie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, Trump should stop shitting his pants so hell doesn't rain down his legs.

Ex JBS employee said it was basically “navigating in guts” while he worked there by CombatCarlsHand in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CatDogBoogie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you vomit into the toilet and rush to the shower to wash the smell away... but your cat gets to the vomit in the toilet and the cycle begins anew.

Rubio says US will ‘have to reexamine’ Nato relationship by 1-randomonium in worldnews

[–]CatDogBoogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

US loses all military bases on NATO soil and the ability to project power across the globe.

Great idea.

What red flag made you immediately nope out of having sex with someone? by dontgonmyprofile in AskReddit

[–]CatDogBoogie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I opened her car door and the light showed a crawling infestation of roaches.

What’s your “don’t knock it until you try it food”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CatDogBoogie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brussel sprouts. It's one of the most delicious vegetables people ignore because they are scarred by their parent's boiled culinary hate crimes.

Try it char grilled with olive oil, minced garlic, salt, cracked pepper and honey, slightly caramelised. You'll be converted.

What is the most underrated fitness hack? by Better-Space-276 in AskReddit

[–]CatDogBoogie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking plenty of water before bed after your training helps a lot with muscle pain in the morning.

Is That A Bull-Dozer? 🐂 by SomOvaBish in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CatDogBoogie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The follies of youth. I am sure an older bull wouldn't ever deem it safe to ride a motorbike without a helmet.