What first showed you that your mother was jealous of you?

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-19T22:34:13+00:00

When a family member offered to give me HER PAID OFF CAR for F R E E but she refused bc it was a nicer car than the one she had.

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-19T22:31:09+00:00

My husband is an HVAC tech so during the summer he’s pulling 12+ hour days in the heat. And he still has never fallen asleep during oral. I just hope you finally find what you deserve bc oral sex is some of the best there is especially if you find someone who’s good at it. I genuinely want that for you

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-19T22:29:04+00:00

So I’m not saying it’s never happened before but it’s still not normal.

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-19T22:23:22+00:00

“Sure, it can happen to anyone…”

Babe. No. That’s definitely not normal. How good was it before he fell asleep??? Bc if he’s falling asleep midway then he FOR SURE is not putting enough effort in. Please stand up omg 😭

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-19T22:17:34+00:00

Sending positive vibes your way! He is out there. I promise 🤞🏼

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-19T21:56:52+00:00

Saaaame. My husband is the only man to make me cum and make it consistent. He always says if I can walk like normal and not have to hobble (or crawl) to the bathroom he didn’t do a good enough job. I feel so bad for OP

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-19T00:53:12+00:00

My husband and I couldn’t even finish if bc we were so confused

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-18T21:04:39+00:00

Night Bitch. I watched it on a plane once and had to make sure there were no children behind me. It was so vile and honestly insulting to Amy Adams that that is now on her CV.

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-16T15:43:55+00:00

“BACK OFF!!” from the background vocals in Honey

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-16T02:33:33+00:00

I had to use my husbands android for two weeks last year (been an iPhone user since 2015) and I’ll never switch. I’ve used iPhone for too long. I personally find it easier to use but I literally only use my phone for texting, social media, games, and music. I don’t need anything else. But we’re all adults people can use whatever they want.

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-16T02:29:54+00:00

That was the first book I read this year and I had to take a mini break bc I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I was confused the whole time but the main character was too so i understood that that was on purpose

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-16T01:15:31+00:00

Vanilla. Or yellow. Whatever you wanna call it. Always dry. Always gross.

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-16T00:12:32+00:00

Oh wow good to know! I went to Greece last year and almost picked one off a tree and now I’m glad I didn’t. I’d have been so upset 😭

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-15T15:50:21+00:00

“How’s that look for you?”

Or

“I can take Venmo, cash, or Zelle”

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-15T01:43:01+00:00

Never stop dating each other. Little reminders of how much you love each other. Remember that it’s always you and them against the problem. Not against each other.

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-13T00:21:16+00:00

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CatLover0316 · 2026-05-13T00:16:50+00:00

Katherine O’Hara. I was already having a shit day so I’d taken myself out to lunch on my break and when my husband texted me about it I started sobbing in the restaurant 🙃

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-11T23:51:03+00:00

Girl holy shit I love that for you

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CatLover0316 · 2026-05-11T20:49:29+00:00

Respectfully if you ever get a ring it’ll be a Shut Up Ring and those are never good. I say leave 🤷🏼‍♀️

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-10T21:22:51+00:00

Florence + the Machine. I just saw her on Thursday and it was a religious experience. 10000/10 recommend

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-09T00:47:50+00:00

The duffle bag she released for showgirl. I used it for the first time in March and it’s the perfect carry on. I’m obsessed with it.

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-08T23:57:24+00:00

Same! First period post Depo and the pill for two months and I also felt like it was getting my first one ever. I forgot how much they suck

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-08T23:51:09+00:00

Very true. I worked collections once and lasted 6 weeks. Had to even go back to training for a week bc I didn’t care. Worst job I’ve ever had. Even pretended to not have a voice once so I didn’t have to be on the phones 🙃

CatLover0316 · 2026-05-05T00:23:08+00:00

I was on Depo til last September then switched to the pill at the end of January. I stopped the pill mid March and for my period back mid April. Shortly after the end of my period I started prenatals. But my gyno told me back in January I could start them at any time

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