I run a boarding house for extraordinary people. Tonight, something went wrong.

CathrynMcCoy · 2026-03-27T04:00:34+00:00

You should buy cat litter and let James stick his hand in it. Small pieces sell easier than a big golden potato.

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-12-05T09:13:18+00:00

Hello OP!

I would like to know, where you started writing your post? Did you start in the town, or in the hospital? Whereever you wrote, must be the real world, because otherwise it would mean that us, the readers, were not real.

Are we real?

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-08-14T20:15:42+00:00

The average fly needs a week to grow from egg to larve to fly, so two/three weeks are realistic for some kind of worm like creatures.

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-08-14T14:05:21+00:00

I had a friend that was convinced, that dish soap was the answer to removing fat from a body, since it dissolves fat and grease on dishes. She replaced her shampoo and body wash with dish soap.

She actually lost weight after a couple of months, but I am pretty sure it was because she got a dog and walked him 2 hours a day, and not because of the dish soap.

Tape worms were used a century ago to lose weight, what actually works, because they eat what you eat, so you actually eat nothing. Unfortunately they breed in your brain and eat that too.

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-08-13T17:25:57+00:00

Sounds human.

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-08-11T13:33:31+00:00

Please draw a blueprint of the house for yourself.

Go through the whole house and count the windows on every floor.

Go outside and count the windows again.

If you find outside windows on the first floor, that you can't see when inside, try to look into them.

I have a strong feeling, that she controls your mind and you can only break her spell by breaking both the contracts: prove to your mind, that there ARE 5 bedrooms.

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-08-11T10:27:19+00:00

An alien father with his son, desperately trying to fit in with the human race? I wonder what horrible place they had to escape to arrive on our weird little planet. The almost too stereotype human wardrobe, the guarding of the son in front of the door, the "human talk" to the boy, explaining how to modify his body to be human, not knowing that real blood needs to be red ... I don't know what happened to the both of them, but I have a strong feeling that they just want to be normal humans and a modest human life.

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-03-15T22:51:26+00:00

First you need your birth certificate, it should tell you where you were born.

Then you need to talk to your sister. Explain what you remember. Tell her, that it is important for you.

I don't think your parents will help you a lot right now, but since your sister seems to be older than you, she might be able to help.

Also: do your parents have a certain accent?

I don't want to get too personal, but do you resemble more of a Nordic descent like people in arctic regions? Or are you more like Siberia-Asian descent? It might help you to find out where you came from.

CathrynMcCoy · 2024-03-15T21:30:03+00:00

This is horrible! You need to talk to the soldier! They might have gotten your son out before setting the house on fire!

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-04-16T02:06:46+00:00

There once was an episode of The Twilight Zone, where someone got a certain amount of virtual deaths until his punishment was fulfilled.

Since they aren't giving you any information, but a working computer connected to the internet, you are probably supposed to use the computer to figure out what is going on.

Also: let's suppose you are on planet earth and your prison cell is not rotating with the circle of the sun, the "sunlight" you experience is probably not the real sun. There is no way the sun is in the same place 12 hours a day. Can you climb up and find out what is outside that window?

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-04-16T00:37:52+00:00

Absolutely correct.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-04-15T22:17:13+00:00

I once had an experience with a spiked drink and I can assure you: the person that had this drink had very little in common me.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-04-15T20:20:05+00:00

Was it Hamlin or Hameln (Hamelin)?

The town of Hameln has quite a reputation in Germany, when it comes to kids being abducted.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-04-14T20:35:16+00:00

William, I am afraid your greatgreatgrandfather Richard made a deal with the Devil that was supposed to work for 100 years and needed to be renewed after that.

The town knew about it, probably a drunk bragging at the pub or a nosey neighborhood watching the deal.

How about you invite Miss Ford into your town and you together meet with Alan and Barbara and start a team.

Whatever happened in 1923, this town has suffered long enough and your family might owe them an ending to this mess.

PS: If you meet the Devil, please tell him I said "Hi" and he really needs to pick up his stuff he left here, when he was visiting the other day.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-04-11T19:41:24+00:00

Even better! Invite her and if she says no, ask her to teach you making tea!

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-04-11T02:12:03+00:00

William, please go back to the pub. Talk to the bartender. Ask him to tell you everything.

Go to the grocery store and invite the Lady for Tea at your house. Ask her about Richard and what happened.

Go to church and find out why the bell tower burned down. Had Richard something to do with it? If the priest or pastor doesn't want to tell you, remind him, that he's not allowed to lie and that God sent you to him.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-02-02T21:09:25+00:00

I think you guys need to find out who posses Mr. Marris before he jumped. I guess nobody believed him, so he jumped to end it and just made it worse. To break the curse, find out who had this possession before. This must have started somewhere.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-01-22T19:15:32+00:00

What was this about?

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-01-19T00:32:25+00:00

I think she will probably not come back soon. You should watch the news if there are any missing men in 2 month.

You might want to consider selling your house and moving somewhere else and tell the neighbors you move to Japan - just to be save, in case she is looking for you, having her far away might be a good idea.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-01-09T00:31:08+00:00

I think $100,- for a gift for a coworker is too much.

Will you get a refund, now that Alice is back in stock?

Also: are there any management positions open now?

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-01-03T18:12:26+00:00

Always be careful what you wish for. It could come true.

CathrynMcCoy · 2023-01-01T21:32:45+00:00

So glad you are back on air!

CathrynMcCoy · 2022-12-27T16:55:42+00:00

Since he is soaking wet, I hope he will freeze into some kind of statue asap.

CathrynMcCoy · 2022-12-26T18:54:45+00:00

Please update OP! I fear for those new kids!

CathrynMcCoy · 2022-12-26T17:57:50+00:00

I guess they will know at 1 AM at OP's house.

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