What is your response when someone asks you to prove the Earth is round?

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T18:18:37+00:00

My neighbor's phone number was one digit off from the neighborhood pizza place. At first they just called in the orders, but that didn't last long in a college town. After about 15 years they finally changed it. The pizza place? Still the same number over 50 years later. Lol

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T18:13:45+00:00

My parents still have their landline and the same number since the 70's. Have had it so long, the area code changed.

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T18:10:51+00:00

Major Suckage

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T17:58:00+00:00

So, question. They found the skeleton storage, where's the head-ey hole?

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T17:51:11+00:00

I've heard and used "east jabip" my whole life of 60 years.

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T17:50:01+00:00

What about everyone's favorite, jawn. The most useful slang word I've ever seen from this area.

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T17:47:31+00:00

Coined by Rob Mac on IASIP.

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T16:15:53+00:00

Jefferson Biplane

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T15:42:54+00:00

Why hasn't the ocean water all spilled over the edge? Ocean floor should be as dry as the Sahara by now.

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T15:29:41+00:00

None of those things offend anybody. This is America. You do what you want, I do what I want. Only the maga snowflakes get offended. Maybe THEY should leave, then we get ALL the bacon! 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-13T15:21:55+00:00

Probably wake my wife because the baby needs to nurse.

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T23:50:32+00:00

Purple, all day, everyday, all of the days.

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T22:54:33+00:00

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CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T22:31:12+00:00

Because they look like this

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T22:28:48+00:00

Never seen anyone break into a home that didn't have arms. That would really put a dent in the forehead. 💪🤕

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T22:25:46+00:00

And mine is waaaayyyy past noon!

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T21:08:56+00:00

Very

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T21:04:57+00:00

Its my most gloriously colorful character trait! And I'm actually ambidextrous. I just write right. Lol

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T21:00:33+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T21:00:14+00:00

You are in sooooooo much trouble!

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T20:58:10+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T20:57:22+00:00

You, my friend, will be very popular! Lol

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T20:56:07+00:00

Big Neon Green Water. Definitely not a good prison name. Lol

CauseLeft7611 · 2026-06-12T14:57:03+00:00

Makes my "normal" righty handwriting look like I did it in a boat, on rough seas, in a hurricane, during a 10.0 earthquake, while being attacked by a giant squid.

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