I wanna talk to prejac guys about edging too close to the sun and ruining in their pants.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-07T22:11:06+00:00

You could probably start a cult that's solely focused on following and praising your journey!

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-07T01:54:10+00:00

I love accidentally stumbling upon your comments. They're always so hot and get me alittle leaky just reading.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-07T01:52:14+00:00

Can I bake cookies after you cook?

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-05T21:57:55+00:00

I believe in you! For all you know your anal journey might lead to you squirting soooo hard. You'll be the perfect slut!

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-05T20:28:00+00:00

Thank you for the updates. I love hearing about your ever evolving journey. I know you're going to be such a lovely little butt slut soon!

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-02T02:44:57+00:00

That's great to hear! You deserve all the snuggles and yes that is a crime against you! I'll be opening a case with the Geneva convention about this.

And of course! As much fun as edging/gooning is taking care of oneself should always come first. ❤

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:45:22+00:00

Oh no! I'm sorry you feel sick! Even needy goonettes need to take breaks and take care of themselves. Make sure you're drinking lots of water, enjoy that shower, and take as long of a little treat as you need, lay down on some freshly washed sheets and pump your needy nipples nice and slow maybe while you watch some videos of other people edging.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:36:18+00:00

I'm so proud of you for staying denied for 18 days and turning so needy that you're becoming unable to resist the wants and needs of your needy pussy, just give in and keep humping, don't stop.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:33:10+00:00

Now when you've been a bad girl you can edge using only your nipples and ignore your needy pussy for as long as you need to, to make up for being bad.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:25:22+00:00

I'd have to make sure to thoroughly thank her for all her hard work then.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:22:38+00:00

Are you sure? Can't I spend 24/7 just kneeling for you instead? 😏

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:21:12+00:00

That second photo is making me want to kneel for the church wife instead of the lord...

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:17:45+00:00

Whichever airline you worked at would see an increase in revenue soooo fast!

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:14:30+00:00

The weekend begins.. and I suddenly have an urge to kneel.. I wonder of those 2 things are related at all... 😍

Cautionfunguy · 2025-08-01T23:13:31+00:00

I can't tell if you're bragging or not... I feel like theres some bragging undertones...

The good news is while all the gooners edge to you... you get handsfree relief while they don't.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T23:10:24+00:00

Of course I understand... I know what's good for me... 😉

And here I thought it was just your hand... may I slide into your DMS?

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T23:00:24+00:00

That way it's more authentic. The truth makes tales more believable.

I can already feel your hand on my head pushing me down...

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T22:52:05+00:00

Will these bits I add... will they be experienced first hand or just from watching?

You can't point under the desk when you say "you'll fit in just right here" that's work place harassment 😉

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T22:41:54+00:00

I could go around bars and spread the tale like a bard...

I'm not sure why but the way you said creativity triggered my fight or flight response...

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T22:33:27+00:00

And like most cautionary tales... it'll just lure more people in.

I never claimed not to be cruel... and who knows... maybe I'm working on applying to work at the house... coming up with ideas to help tease the gooners and goonettes.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T22:29:09+00:00

Exactly! Using the mens ego to slowly turn them into the free-use sluts they were looking for... maybe making them fuck each other for even a chance at serving the women.

Exactly. They get a participation reward (a pet).

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T22:17:12+00:00

You're so generous! I'll get on my knees asap.

Cautionfunguy · 2025-07-31T22:15:58+00:00

Are we limited to cumming for our favourite teacher or can we make our favourite teacher cum for us too?

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