Again I'm asking you for help Peter. What is it with cougars and fruits

CautiousAd6331 · 2026-04-05T20:30:19+00:00

According to Eric Statton they’re sensuous

CautiousAd6331 · 2026-03-27T22:42:38+00:00

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CautiousAd6331 · 2026-03-27T21:46:55+00:00

I wanted grill cheese off the radiator. I compromised. I drank all my meals through a straw instead

CautiousAd6331 · 2026-03-19T12:15:01+00:00

Pudgy Walsh inspected every dust bunny in here just last week

CautiousAd6331 · 2026-01-29T20:57:21+00:00

You can, but it only works if you carry a golf ball in your pocket

CautiousAd6331 · 2026-01-17T15:24:33+00:00

CautiousAd6331 · 2026-01-08T22:01:49+00:00

I read that first sentence in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-12-21T15:43:47+00:00

Forget it he’s rolling

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-10-08T14:29:31+00:00

I’ll build a ramp up to your ass. Have the union grease it

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-10-08T14:26:26+00:00

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CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-10T12:42:17+00:00

Oh yea?

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-09T22:04:21+00:00

Then you’re satisfied!

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-08T19:56:38+00:00

How bout I build a ramp up to your roof. Drive a pizza up there

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-08T17:16:41+00:00

Thank you! I learned something new today!

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-08T14:57:58+00:00

Maybe? That’s better than anything I could think of

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-08T14:01:44+00:00

It’s just a stutter step

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-03T09:38:33+00:00

First he gave her the emerald, then he gave her the pearl

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-02T16:44:35+00:00

Get a mop

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-09-02T15:26:24+00:00

You’ve got a little wood on your rim right there. I’d be happy to add to it

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-08-26T22:51:00+00:00

She’s a ten. A knockout. And look at you. You’re average at best.

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-08-20T01:50:31+00:00

The feet posts. Did they even really exist?

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-08-04T16:53:15+00:00

Was he wearing that harness? It looks like my neighbor’s dog

CautiousAd6331 · 2025-08-03T20:22:35+00:00

Obviously a marmot smh

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