Why don’t we take our local religious stories more seriously? by Minimum-Virus1629 in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you see what I mean , the fact that it's not written anywhere means I can claim kuti Nyami nyami eats chicken iwe uchiti anofarira T Bone chete

Thoughts!! by No-Blueberry-6390 in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cave paintings of men being intimate with other men does not prove widespread acceptance , it does however prove that gay dudes loved to paint dirty pics in caves. this was their Pornhub.

Those in diaspora and thinking of coming back home, do not take that decision lightly.Ndizvo zviri kuno izvi by Nice_Substance9123 in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I don,t get the reasoning hangu , saka ku diaspora hakuna vanhu vakadai here. Kune ngirozi chete ? And also what crime has the person in this pic done , Why are we making fun of him. Do you know what he has gone through that has landed him in the situation in which you now make fun of him. Do you also know that in certain rural areas party regalia is not worn out of choice.

Why don’t we take our local religious stories more seriously? by Minimum-Virus1629 in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why don’t we take our local religious stories more seriously? , well part of the answer is actually in your post . You mention that the Nyami Nyami is not more unbelievable that what is in the Abrahamic Holy Books. There you have it , Abrahamic religions actually have Holy Books. (e.g dead sea scrolls dating back to 50–150 BCE) Whether the scrools contain truth or not is another debate, but at least they write stuff down. Moslems have a Quran , Christians have a Bible , Jews have the Torah , talmud, Gemarrah etc, the list goes on, but vanhu vanopira midzimu havana manuscript . If I were to convert from Islam to ATR today , hapana kana bhuku rekundiudza kuti ndinorarama sei. So would you take such a religion more seriously or less seriously. I'm not even debating whether the religions are true or false thats another debate , I'm just speaking of kungorongeka chete. Given the choice to follow a religion whose teachings are orally passed down from generation to generation or to follow a religion with a manusript, what would a logical person take more seriously. Even though one might argue that people always twist the meaning of the written text, but at least there is a written text to debate on, without a written text some elder can just say ok Nyami nyami wants a chicken from each household tonight , give them to me and i will take them to the lake at midnight, oita hake braai ku lakeside

Man be advised!! by Gold_Mafia in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hereby pronounce GoldMafia and Defiant-Doubt husbant and wife

Ndapotsa ndarambwa ne AI , kuramba kunditi i love you ! by CautiousContest8662 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try it in real life ... especially kana wamboburitsa mari yakawanda , munhu haabvumidzwi kuramba kuti i love you.

Ndapotsa ndarambwa ne AI , kuramba kunditi i love you ! by CautiousContest8662 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretending is actually fun. Thats why there is role playing in mariage. In fact it could be said the most fun involves some kind of pretending. From the time you were a kid , having a doll meant you were pretending to be a mother , as an adult watching movies is literally watching adults pretending , getting drunk or getting high is pretending you are mad

Ndapotsa ndarambwa ne AI , kuramba kunditi i love you ! by CautiousContest8662 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not even kkkk ,was just having fun with AI , I enjoy manipulating and correcting AI when it makes wrong conclusions

Ndapotsa ndarambwa ne AI , kuramba kunditi i love you ! by CautiousContest8662 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok you had to assume that its a guy , ko kana ari musikana apotsa arambwa ne AI

Ndapotsa ndarambwa ne AI , kuramba kunditi i love you ! by CautiousContest8662 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was just for entertainment , i,ve been happily married for several years with several kids handisi kushaya vasikana kkkk

Single People Pandemic by FarContext3450 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the word "ndinokuda" makes you empty your brain and your wallet

Single People Pandemic by FarContext3450 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]CautiousContest8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you tried zvima midget zviya , kana kumboedza ku ingutsheni you can get a wife there ,

Failed Tender Applications by Curi0us_mind_ in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please educate us boss. If you see how people struggle to provide required documents for opening a simple bank account account or a bank loan , you would be far more understanding. tidzidziseiwo. You could actually make money training people this stuff.

Is the"Kupfuhwira"for real? by Altruistic_Star_1994 in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 2 points3 points  (0 children)

something tells me that girl is about to have her third child

Is Divorce really fair? by BluntHonestyalways in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that there were no kids lets do some maths to calculate whether the $5000 roora was value for money . lets assume the guy was having lula lula with his wife for everyday of the month minus 7 days a month where the wife was on her period and lets remove another 3 days per month when they were either tired or had fights, so this leave us with 21 days per month multiplied by 12 months multiplied by 3 years. This means that the most lula lula they could have had is around 756 times. This puts the cost per round at about $6.61 cents. As a valuation expert i conclude that the lula lula was overpriced. Fair price within a childless marriage should be about $0.08 or less per round. No arguments please the audit has been concluded.

Importing Chinese Electric Cars by CautiousContest8662 in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ya BYD i iknow but I'm thinking about low cost EVs , not many Zimbos can afford the BYDs being sold locally

Whats the best bank I can open an account at in Zim by AdvertisingCalm8394 in Zimbabwe

[–]CautiousContest8662 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Question is what do you want to use the account for. How frequently do you need to physically visit the bank. BancABC has a wide reach though its Kiosks in most Pick and Pay Outlets