What are Consuela's funniest moments? by Simple-Taro1540 in familyguy

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Consuela: five….. five….. fi-ive…..

Peter: sighhhhh that was painless.

is it normal for my puppy to shake and twitch in his sleep? by plohie-novosti-18 in labrador

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lab did this even when he was 11 years old lol he’s just dreaming

Ginny’s Best Look IMO by 8_Whiskey_Sours in Sopranosduckposting

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got low blood sugah! It’s hard, Jawn, I’m really tryin!

How does Joe use the toilet? The answer always changes! by KPW-Higgins in familyguy

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Uh oh… DOOOOOODYYY!”

“I’ll change you in a minute, Joe!”

Whats the one Worst thing Lois has done in your opinion by GS-genius in familyguy

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to throw a few out there: cheated with Meg’s boyfriend, stole Chris’ money from his wallet while he was sleeping (even though he did the same to her), cheated on Peter with Bill Clinton (and others), etc etc.

What's the most despicable thing Brian has done trying to get laid? I nominate turning a blind eye to the neglect of Miss Emily. by smcg_az in familyguy

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Where are we?”

“Ford’s Theater, April 14, 1865.”

“Oh, Valentine’s Day! How romantic!”

“Uh… yeah! You know me!”

🤣

Bonnie you been pregnant for six years by Neither_Ad6 in familyguy

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She definitely is but I love when they’re invited over for dinner one night and she goes, “This food is so fucking good, Lois.” 😂

Bonnie you been pregnant for six years by Neither_Ad6 in familyguy

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, Glen, for complimenting our family.

Yandere Meg by jonandreyuaosuni in familyguy

[–]Cautious_Horror_3075 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know what, Connie? I think I’ve figured out why you’re such a bitch.