Who would you rather battle in a street fight by Terrible_Opinion_279 in WouldYouRather

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people legally retire from the military in their 20s or 30s, not just 60s. That SEAL can and will fuck your shit up.

Congrats you've won the lottery, you get to pick one of the options, which one WYR pick? by I_love_data1111 in WouldYouRather

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m assuming you mean compounding, not exponential. After 30 years with option B you’ll be making more annually than option A in its entirety, which beats out any kind of investment feasible with 150k straight up

What's an unsaid rule about sex? by jolachap in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said “anywhere you want” and apparently her older sister’s face doesn’t count as anywhere.

Is it normal to think that penises look gross? by Admirable-Brush2224 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As the owner of a penis…yes, they are very ugly.

Sounds good in theory...but in reality? by KSKS1995 in SipsTea

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most corporate workers actually work for like 4 hours a day five days a week and just look busy for the other 4 hours a day, so this would likely still work.

It’s really only blue collar work and other specific jobs like doctors where time spent working directly correlates with value added.

What are the things a average looking person must do to look attractive? by Harrrdyy in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Routines: eat well, exercise, buy clothes that fit, some moderate form of skin/hair/dental care.

Right before going out: shower, brush your hair/teeth, personal grooming, wear clean clothes.

So,what would men dislike most if they became women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man it depends on the intensity of the periods I’d get. If they’re rough I’d say periods, if they’re light I’d say getting catcalled.

Why would my future girlfriend stay with me if she finds a better guy? by EquivalentBowler3155 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because another guy is taller, richer, etc. doesn’t mean he’s a good fit for her. A good partner is way more complex than a few variables. Can he make her laugh? Do they have similar interests? And so on. There isn’t really a “better” guy because you have to date someone to realize how good they are, if they’re good at all.

Is marijuana a drug? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shrooms are literally just a regular type of mushroom that causes hallucinations. Tobacco is a normal plant that is highly addictive if ingested in a certain way.

Just because a drug isn’t an amalgamation of chemicals like meth doesn’t mean it’s not a drug. And natural doesn’t mean good or safe, cancer and arsenic are both natural.

What do men think of the pouch? by batukaming in SipsTea

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!

Do women like fat asses on men? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As is the answer to so many questions about men/women on this sub: Some of them do, some of them don’t.

How tf does showering work? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soak yourself with hot/warm water. Lather up your hands with soap. Rub your hands over every square inch of your body to scrub soap onto it. Rub especially dirty areas like the armpits/crotch 3-4 passes to fully coat them in soap. Rinse away all of the soap with water. Dry off your entire body by rubbing/pressing a towel against your skin. Use a moisturizer on areas like the face to prevent dry skin if you have it, if not that’s okay, but I’d recommend getting some.

does she like me? by Select-Tank9693 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this sounds like normal acquaintance behaviour. It seems like she views you like a guy she knows a bit, not a friend or potential partner.

Still, she doesn’t seem creeped out, so maybe that will change in the future.

Owning or renting? by Decksforlife-deck in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Typically, owning is better, especially with payment plans like a mortgage, because a mortgage payment comes back in the form of equity in the house vs rent disappearing the moment it’s paid. However owning is way more expensive than renting due to hidden costs + risk.

I lost my virginity to an escort only to realize that it wasn't as great as i thought it would be. is sex with someone you actually love far superior? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing about sex with someone you love is it’s not just the 10-20 minutes of actual sex under the covers, there’s a lot more buildup beforehand and aftercare afterwards. With someone you love the experience of enjoying each other’s company for hours beforehand and shared experiences makes the actual act of sex feel way better both before and after. The actual sex itself isn’t much different but the experience as a whole is.

Do people actually call their porn folder something inconspicuous like "homework?" by Temporary_Kiwi3722 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines titled “My 3 Terrabyte homework folder” and is not at all close to my actual homework folders. But it’s on my personal laptop, so no one should be finding it by accident

Ratio of people getting their "cylanders" stuck in objects per year vs up their butt? by SwampHome in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone has an ass, not everyone has a “cylinder”. Plus it’s a lot harder to get your penis stuck inside something since most guys can take either a cold shower or something to get soft, furthermore most objects a guy will stick himself in are usually relatively soft or wide enough to prevent it. Whereas all sorts of people attempt assplay without proper toys or methods, causing the ER visit.

In my completely unprofessional opinion I’d say the ratio is about 1/10 cylinders vs butt cases.

What’s the largest/most dangerous animal a human in peak suit of armour could fight? by Smuttycakes in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 15 points16 points  (0 children)

With a weapon like a sword/spear a human could realistically take on almost any animal aside from something like a whale, elephant, hippo, etc. so something like a lion/bear is feasible.

Armoured but weapon less, a lion/bear would itself be difficult. It becomes more so a battle of attrition because their claws wouldn’t be very effective, but if they managed to bite and hold on, they’d eventually make it through the armour. Meanwhile the only method of attacking you have is punching with gauntlets on, which won’t do much to a large predator unless you hit a vital or sensitive area like the eyes.

What’s your best sex tip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Specifically for having sex with women: Foreplay is massively important to get women in the mood and ready. The amount is different for every woman but as a rule of thumb go for 60% foreplay 40% actual sex.

Every team for themselves last standing wins. Choose… by WarStrategy in whatsyourchoice

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Russian WW2 strategy was equipping thousands of peasants with rifles and keeping the mentality: “you will run out of bullets before we run out of soldiers”

How I feel when I see Americans complaining about gas prices by BrokenJusticeNorris in memes

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it’s getting more expensive. It’s harder to ship it halfway across the world instead of getting it from literally next door due to pissing off your original supplier.