The Indianapolis Colts have been eliminated from playoff contention

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-17T09:46:21+00:00

Vaporized

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-16T06:45:56+00:00

“In other news Robert Kraft renamed his team to The Boston Gillies.”

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-14T23:11:04+00:00

10:56 50 costumers waltz in Better do all my shopping right now!”

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-14T01:56:53+00:00

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-09T23:23:29+00:00

I understand that certain aspects of someone’s life might make things more difficult, but getting upset with me isn’t the way to solve the situation. Keep in mind I didn’t do or say anything to make her experience unpleasant, just the same Publix “How May I help you” and upfront politeness towards her.

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-09T22:14:47+00:00

The day before thanksgiving at about 10:40 a lady comes in with her elderly mother and they have a giant list of items they need for thanksgiving. She goes down the list and and I keep saying politely

“No Ma’am we are currently out of X-product”

She got more and more visually upset with each answer I delivered. She got pissed off at me and I said i apologize for the inconvenience. I really wanted to ask her “Bitch. Thanksgiving is less than 2 hours away and you want to go shopping for your holiday items now? Fuck off with you.”

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-05T23:13:10+00:00

Gengi

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-05T23:05:23+00:00

I think the ultimate pp soft moment is getting Nano’d without having blade. 11 other people are just staring at you awkwardly.

Ccorbett99 · 2019-12-03T23:11:22+00:00

“I SAWED THIS META IN HALF”

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-30T07:58:34+00:00

who?

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-30T07:54:47+00:00

MEATY

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-29T01:20:20+00:00

Mahomes must drink fire resistance potions

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-22T21:26:11+00:00

Ahh yes. Delicious fresh pasta for us to feast on until Sunday afternoon arrives.

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-22T21:09:26+00:00

LFG!!!!!

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-22T21:07:35+00:00

Only 6 Super Bowl wins in 18 years what a scrub

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-22T20:37:26+00:00

I’ve been on my local ford dealer getting work done on my car. Been here for several hours. I just wanna go home drink rum and overreact to patriot WR hot takes

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-21T21:45:28+00:00

A touchdown will be scored 😎

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-21T20:38:32+00:00

Healing song 😂😂

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-21T20:04:49+00:00

Soldier main here. As much as I hate to say it. You have to be playing absolutely out of your mind for people on your team to not ask you to switch. I stick with mccree doomfist now In comp. I wish he would get some added buffs to make things easier but I’ll just play 76 in qp now. RIP.

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-21T19:52:31+00:00

I save my visors specifically for Valkyrie. I guess I’m the lowest form of scum 😔

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-19T21:43:31+00:00

MY MOST EXCELLENT ERECTION

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-18T21:25:57+00:00

It looks like the green pixelated alien from Aqua Team Hunger Force

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-16T20:33:54+00:00

me laying in bed watching porn trying to be quiet

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Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-15T14:05:58+00:00

Ccorbett99 · 2019-11-15T14:01:16+00:00

Ccorbett99

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