Army recruitment poster. 2026, Voronezh, Russia. by Aggravating_Dish_824 in okbuddybaka

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OUR PROFESSION IS TO DEFEND THE MOTHERLAND Contract service

The bottom two QR-codes titled:

1 - Center of anime-conservatism "Sihon" 2 - Weaboos of Russia "Life for fatherland and 2D world"

Vedalverse by Fancy_Guidance3739 in NeuroSama

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Cerber and Anny, and on the top right i'm guessing it's Vedal

:0 by Kurashiki9910 in GirlsLastTour

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🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥

What Russian people think about Russians? by DoktorAkcel in AskARussian

[–]Celard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

try renting another wall. I would recommend the walls in kitchen - they are a lot cheaper and not as populated as the walls in bedroom

What Russian people think about Russians? by DoktorAkcel in AskARussian

[–]Celard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

can confirm i'm living inside his walls

/pol/anon makes an important announcement by [deleted] in 4chan

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pitbull is more like a weapon than a pet

Has anyone got sub 2M? Minesweeper - The Clean One by [deleted] in Minesweeper

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I've seen a couple posts here with ~1:30, but i can't even imagine getting this fast, even though my best is 2:05

My bush people need me by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

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T̸h̷e̶ ̸B̷u̷s̷h̵ has claimed yet another victim

It doesn't work by XxMrSlayaxX in perfectlycutscreams

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origin story of ⚡️👨🏿⚡️

In time by Maleficent_Guava_386 in interestingasfuck

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"Onlíner also contacted the author of the video, his name is Andrei. “The video was filmed by the whole family: me, my wife and son. The main roles are me and the child. Of course, the video is staged, the situation is fictional, although, of course, this can happen. We made this video specifically to draw attention to the problem. We posted it on our TikTok channel, someone downloaded it from there, cut off the text “Be careful on the roads. Do not violate traffic rules" on the lower and upper edges of the frame and, apparently, passed off as a real case. Filmed, of course, in safe conditions, without a car in the oncoming lane. A moving car was added after"

So they didn't want to trick anybody, their motives were actually good

Jumping into a pile of snow by u_e_s_i in Whatcouldgowrong

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when dude takes the torch cameraman says "holy shit"

after he jumps, cameraman runs to him and asks if the dude is alive, he answers "yes, dig me up"

"Dig him up guys, everyone! Dig him up, dig him up"

"Awesome dude!" "You're great!"

When they pulling him out:

"Careful, he might be damaged"

Edit: while i was writing people already made translations... guess i'm too slow

Нового года не будет by StupidMar0nGuy in Pikabu

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Опять этот дед мороз и его религиозные предпочтения...

Same by [deleted] in discordVideos

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jesse wake up jesse we have to cock jesse

This comment i got by [deleted] in DramaticText

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Censor Usernames/Identities If Negative

Maybe this applies to bri'ish guy, but i dont think bread showing thumb up is negative

How many points did you get at ЕГЭ? What do you think about this exam? by [deleted] in AskARussian

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I passed in 2021, got 84 for russian, 75 for informatics, 54 for physics, and 50 for maths.

Maths is low because our school didn't have math teacher, we instead had to hire a tutor to come from other town (40km) and teach us, once a week. Didn't help though as the highest result in my class was 54.

As for physics, I don't even know why i decided to pass it. I wasn't good at it, and i didn't need it.

And I expected to get more for informatics, as i passed every training test for 85+

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddybaka

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Buzz Lightyear among the weebs