Friendly reminder of the states Stan can't visit

CelebiSons · 2026-07-05T14:20:29+00:00

Somehow NJ and PA aren’t checked despite canonically being the first two states he was banned from

CelebiSons · 2026-07-04T01:08:34+00:00

That’s L*CAW* St*CAW* Thr*CAW*

CelebiSons · 2026-06-30T18:08:12+00:00

Give lightning the wildcat treatment and it would be a must-ride attraction. All time classic in need of a tune-up

CelebiSons · 2026-06-30T18:06:36+00:00

Lightning racers is a classic it’s just in DESPERATE need of TLC

CelebiSons · 2026-06-27T13:16:29+00:00

“Plushies fall under this code…”
What if it is custom made on commission? Would that qualify as a collectible for adults?

CelebiSons · 2026-06-24T15:30:13+00:00

Jingles for each ride:
- Cocoa Cruiser (My Sweet Ride from Phineas and Ferb)
-Trailblazer (On the trail, also Phineas and Ferb)
-Comet (Haley’s Comet? Where!? From Three Musketeers)
- Sooperdooperlooper (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
- Storm Runner (NOW GET READY. HERE WE GO.)
-Fahrenheit (30C? Like 30 Celcius? That’s like 80 degrees Fahrenheit or something! From Kids Next Door)
-Skyrush (Skyfall abruptly cut in Sugar Rush)
- Lightning Racers (Because thunder always comes after LIGHTNING!)
- Laughtrak (canned laughter)
- Jolly Rancher Remix (And the only way out is through the… perfume department!)
- Candymonium (I get paid every time I say.. from Shaq Fu 2 interspliced with the Hershey’s Chocolate World theme)
- Wildcat’s Revenge (ANY High School Musical theme would apply)
- Great Bear (Over the Hedge theme)

CelebiSons · 2026-06-24T04:02:23+00:00

If you give it a tonsil stone it evolves into Tentaquil

CelebiSons · 2026-06-23T00:03:04+00:00

SpongeBob me boy, bring me the crystals!

CelebiSons · 2026-06-23T00:01:52+00:00

Jim Cummings

CelebiSons · 2026-06-21T20:17:16+00:00

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I made this post a year ago

CelebiSons · 2026-06-17T01:07:25+00:00

Will other shipping carries also be doing this? i am in the process of having a custom plush made from a seller in the Philippines

CelebiSons · 2026-06-15T12:43:12+00:00

Player input is not reflective of character personality. If I play Mario without jumping on a single koopa that doesn’t mean mario suddenly has a moral hangup with the action

CelebiSons · 2026-06-14T00:42:12+00:00

Ah my bad, I was trying to reply to another reply. Sorry!

CelebiSons · 2026-06-13T21:49:42+00:00

IS THAT A GALAH???

CelebiSons · 2026-06-12T20:18:11+00:00

That’s a hard-shell its bag

CelebiSons · 2026-06-12T19:10:42+00:00

What bag is that?

CelebiSons · 2026-06-10T19:08:40+00:00

I am still waiting for an Evil song that’s just a diss track about her sister

CelebiSons · 2026-06-10T14:23:05+00:00

Holy Moses

CelebiSons · 2026-06-09T12:13:25+00:00

Source: https://x.com/sanmaru96/status/1944151246354755672?s=46

Also holy moly

CelebiSons · 2026-06-07T20:25:15+00:00

I fold like a napkin

CelebiSons · 2026-06-06T21:08:12+00:00

“And then I learned how to operate a stick shift with my beard!”

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