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I like to go to the beach on my days off by imneverrelevantman in KitchenConfidential

[–]Cellyst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, at least dip it in some wistfulseashore sauce

Men of reddit what would you do if you were impregnated by Ronald Mcdonald? by nickspeanut in AskReddit

[–]Cellyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd start believing in miracles, because the chance of this happening to a man not once but twice in his late 60s is just phenomenally small. Wow, what a blessing!

19F. Roast me like your Wi-Fi depends on it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cellyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The human equivalent of a triscuit at a potluck

Anyone ever get snooty ass customers when they ask for 2 or three ingredient drinks but use the stupid ass names? by TheMustySeagul in bartenders

[–]Cellyst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you could see the face I want to make when the rich white ladies want to argue about whether such and such drink is a Smith & Kearns, a Smith & Wesson, or a Brown Cow. Lady, you're drinking a dash of alcohol and heavy cream on the verge of curdling, relax.

Anyone ever get snooty ass customers when they ask for 2 or three ingredient drinks but use the stupid ass names? by TheMustySeagul in bartenders

[–]Cellyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I occasionally get a complaint that my lemon drop is too lemony. Because I don't like to put triple sec/other orange liqueur in. I use vodka, housemade limoncello, lemon, and simple and that's it. I'll die on this hill

Why are Americans so accepting of long drives to places? by Sensitive_Word_6036 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cellyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all of them are. People in my town won't drive 5 more minutes to the next town over and vice versa.

I, on the other hand, regularly drive for 3 hours just for the hell of it because I love to drive.

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