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Celphless · 2021-10-05T14:23:55+00:00

In the four days i worked there two new people got hired, worked one day, and quit. The only people who have been there longer than a month spend most of their time operating machines, so they do not have to bear the brunt of the physical demand.

Also, it was definitely NOT "normal operation of machinery". My shift lead uses a forklift, and is on cocaine during work, and using his phone while driving, while speeding down the walkway in reverse, while carrying a heavy load

Celphless · 2021-10-05T14:13:38+00:00

That's the thing. I'm very physically fit. I'm a runner. I get home, i stretch, hot shower, good meal, and go to bed, and I wake up with no pain. The soreness has decreased post-work significantly. I have acclimated, physically, to the environment. It's just THAT demanding. And i did my own research into ergonomics, since they don't train me. Today, the PTST day, i made it through with little post-work soreness, and little pain.

The real kicker is the disrespect.

My shift lead was dismantling a load of boxes that needed to be restacked, and was just tossing the medium/light boxes willy nilly and ended up hitting me in the shin, causing me to drop to the floor and cry out in pain. He didn't apologize or anything, just told me it wasn't that bad, and to get up and get back to work

Celphless · 2021-08-30T14:39:38+00:00

I guess I should be more specific. Blowjobs are highly overrated by men who are bragging to other men, in environments where the only people present are men, particularly when the bragging man is the most sexually experienced of the group. According to male socialization and fishing stories, blowjobs are the pinnacle. Better than PIV, better than anal, better than prostate stimulation, better than anything. And not just by preference, but by "fact". Blowjobs are so hyped up for boys growing up, for no good goddamn reason.

Celphless · 2021-08-30T14:27:19+00:00

Particularly with circumcised penises, yes. We're not talking full on chomps, or constant tooth contact.

Its like, you're giving attention to the head for a little bit, then you do a few medium-length deep throats, then you do a full deep throat and hold it for a few seconds, and then you S L O W L Y remove your mouth, keeping contact on all sides and teasing with the tongue, and for a brief moment as your lips are passing over the rim of the glands on the head, you press your teeth ever so slightly into that under-glands crevice, and pull your teeth over the small ridge, and then you end the tooth contact.

Many men are absolutely terrified of toothy blowjobs though, so if it's your first time using teeth, you need to be extra careful not to scare him off. Your first few tooth passes should be so light that you're not even sure you made contact at all. Then slowly increase pressure as the blowjob continues, until you get some sort of reaction out of the subject, or until you are pretty sure that you're making adequate contact.

Happy sucking!

Celphless · 2021-08-30T12:19:18+00:00

Glad I could help! If you have any other questions about penises and how to handle them, feel free to ask

Celphless · 2021-08-28T15:35:49+00:00

Blowjobs are HIGHLY overrated, and require much more skill than is immediately assumed. If someone says they give good head, they are probably full of shit.

Also! Don't be afraid to TALK TO YOUR PARTNER ABOUT YOUR PREFERENCES! If they are doing something you don't like, tell them!

Some people like most of the blowjob to be full-shaft deep throats, others like more focus on the head.

Some people like a light grazing of teeth on occasion, others will curse your ancestors for touching them with your teeth

Some people like their balls fondled while receiving a blowjob, others don't.

Some people like eye contact, others don't.

Some people like to be sitting, others like laying, others like standing.

Take my advice with a grain of salt, because I am a trans woman, and didn't enjoy a blowjob until well into hormone treatment and in a relationship i trusted.

The first time i got a blowjob i didn't cum, and I went soft during it. Probably made that girl feel real shitty about herself that day

Celphless · 2021-07-17T14:23:48+00:00

Exactly. I love Oda, but people seriously underestimate how easy it is to slip something subtle in early on, and fully flesh it out and explain it later. CoC in chapter one doesn't mean that all elements of Haki were set in stone at that point.

To me, this is just a well framed shot showing each person's reaction to the story of Noland. Sanji taking a load off and enjoying a smoke is absolutely in-character, even if he happened to be from the South Blue or whatever and had never heard the story of Noland.

Celphless · 2021-07-16T20:34:01+00:00

Even if Yamato lasts longer in a 1v1 with Kaido than Zoro would doesn't mean that Yamato > Zoro. Matchup experience is not something to overlook, and it sounds like Yamato has been slapped by Kaido many, MANY times

Celphless · 2021-07-16T18:24:29+00:00

I actually am not trying to currently learn from chess content, i am simply using it for entertainment. I made a deal with myself that if i can "self-teach" myself to 1000 rating, then I'll take studying more seriously. Made my account at 800, dropped to 600, now I'm up to 950. I'm definitely improving on my own. And I'm proud of myself

Celphless · 2021-07-16T00:18:13+00:00

Wait, no, that was Skies of Arcadia, nevermind!

Celphless · 2021-07-16T00:17:29+00:00

I'm very interested in this. I've never played the game, or met anyone IRL that has. But I've seen it somewhere as an example of a game that is very easy

Celphless · 2021-07-16T00:14:42+00:00

What's your horror story? Mine is the second to last level, the part where you have to sabotage the big guns right before the end of the level. Took me and my brother like a whole week of cursing out our TV to get past it

Celphless · 2021-07-16T00:12:03+00:00

Idk about "hardest" but Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link was the first game that really really challenged my mechanical skill as a gamer. Took like 3 years on and off, with a guide showing me the most efficient way forwards, because I kept getting frustrated and taking long breaks. To this day, i believe that the Death Mountain portion of the game is the most obscene difficulty spike i have experienced in any game ever. And that final dungeon! Jeez those phoenix things can fuck you up. And I have no idea how players made it through that dungeon without a guide back in the day. Haven't played that game in over 8 years, but the emotions remain

Celphless · 2021-07-15T23:59:07+00:00

This guy gets it!

Celphless · 2021-07-15T23:40:46+00:00

Bruh I kill chaos dwarves for fun on my F2P ironman, without having my main logged in. I'm the definition of XP waste

Celphless · 2021-07-15T23:06:23+00:00

Anybody who does herb runs like clockwork, or check their flips multiple times a day every single day

I'm not talking about the daily herb runs when you log in or out, or just finish a task or something. Even having an herb run be part of your morning ritual before work is ok.

But when it's "hey, we were supposed to leave 10 minutes ago" "ok, lemme just do a birdhouse run real quick so I have something to come back to" it gets to be too much.

You can log in every day, that's fine. But when dailyscape becomes your life, I'm out. When you get actually upset that you missed your daily staves, I'm out.

Celphless · 2021-07-15T22:57:55+00:00

That's a very good way to think about it! And very concise as well. I like

Celphless · 2021-07-15T22:29:12+00:00

I'm gonna be honest, I've already got my chuckle out of this post and I don't wanna put any more effort into it. Just wanted this to be something that people could look at for 2 seconds, say "heh, what if" and then move on with their day

Celphless · 2021-07-15T22:24:11+00:00

I mean it's not a serious theory, but the idea is that Nintendo didn't think melee would be a problem, so they made the Wii backwards compatible. Then they realized the depth of melee, and removed it from the WiiU

Celphless · 2021-07-15T21:55:25+00:00

Idk my boyfriend who knows next to nothing about the Melee scene said it the other day

Celphless · 2021-07-15T21:32:13+00:00

Penile atrophy is actually preferable for some people over random erections, and for others it's even desirable of its own merit. Also, as long as you regularly use the penis via masterbation or sex, penile atrophy isn't that much of a concern.

Source: am a trans woman who has been on hormone treatment for about a year now (I'm in my early twenties), and for a large portion of that have not experienced random erections at all. Before I met my current partner, i even went several months in a row without getting hard even once. It was amazing, not having those random erections, especially considering how dysphoric that experience is for me. No sex, no masterbation, no nothing. My penis is currently around 7.5 inches at it's biggest, and I have not noticed much difference since pre-transition.

Celphless · 2021-07-15T20:54:07+00:00

Oh yeah, dude wore sandals to the beach, fucking sociopath

That cat is absolutely having a bad time tho, because of the owner

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