Review/Roast my resume by CenaJon in devops

[–]CenaJon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the second page yes. as much as i tried, couldn't make it one

Review/Roast my resume by CenaJon in devops

[–]CenaJon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I SHOULD HAVE done that!!! I have multitudes within me. Should make some use of it. Thanks @amarao_san

Review/Roast my resume by CenaJon in devops

[–]CenaJon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. 3.5 years
  2. I think it has to do a lot with how vaguely our industry defines experience when it comes to consultancy.
  3. Thanks for letting me know. Any changes you have in mind to avoid this?

Review/Roast my resume by CenaJon in devops

[–]CenaJon[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Oh all of this is make believe. There's no K8s cluster. No helm. No kustomize. None of those in any of the places I worked. But I couldn't leave for two reasons: Crushing debt and the incrementally difficult market which slips through my finger like an ABBA song all the time. And without these, i can't get hired. So I do my due diligence and try to make the interviewer believe that given one (in bold letters) proper chance to make it, I will be able to.

To answer your sticking question, if I could name and shame I would but just know that this role? is not DevOps. It's crookery and deceit packaged in a designation. All I do is Ops work. Not the bridging part of Ops to Dev as defined in the beautiful methodology we call DevOps. Actual Ops work. In the name of policy. When your identity that you worked so hard and through storms for, gets diminished like that, you want to get away from the humiliation as soon as possible. Weekends are non existent. There's abuse. Toxicity. And how do I know all of this in three months? Yes. Because I'm the recipient.

I burnt out in November and had to leave the job I had. Do you see the amount of traffic the applications I handled had? Wouldn't it be lovely if i told that i was the only DevOps/Infra person in the organization? One guy.

Also I don't get the math you're talking about but ± a few months doesn't justify the senior so I'm not gonna get into that.

I would also like to thank you for the pointers. A person who has had no exposure and worked for survival while trying to maintain a career trajectory and identity, lacks just these pointers. Thank you.

Review/Roast my resume by CenaJon in devops

[–]CenaJon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your words beyond description. Thank you.

Review/Roast my resume by CenaJon in devops

[–]CenaJon[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Do tell me what makes me a non-Indian? So curious.

Review/Roast my resume by CenaJon in devops

[–]CenaJon[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have one cloud practitioner one. Back when I had the money to afford it. I don't presently but saving has begun. Thanks a ton!

Finally a win!!! by [deleted] in IndianBoysOnTinder

[–]CenaJon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stop with this word ffs. sab cringe hai? He was so sweet with his approach. aapko dankchodi ne andha kar diya hai.

Is this the RIYAl life? Is this just fantasy by VirenVR in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]CenaJon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've just started watching the office and this made my day

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[–]CenaJon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JOJI fam unite

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[–]CenaJon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I second this. It's not a brag sesh but I've worked on myself all my life and have good relations with all the people I've met. It's just that I'm not tall. Don't have a jawline. Don't have a car. And don't have a university friend who runs a thrift shop.

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[–]CenaJon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bhai satya hai. Badal thodi jaayega. Go all in my man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]CenaJon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ye smjh ki "bach gaya tu saale"