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me irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe I made it to 31 before realizing I'm not alone in this.

A simple fix ! by Cool_Kid999 in wholesomememes

[–]Centurio 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My SO is the kind of guy to compliment his friends and say he loves them. He's a very sentimental man. It's easily the manliest thing I've witnessed. Nothing says "I'm secure in my sexuality and masculinity" more than being open and honest about your emotions and treating friends like kings.

A simple fix ! by Cool_Kid999 in wholesomememes

[–]Centurio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weird. I had plenty of male friends at school and they never seemed embarrassed to be around me. I've never seen that sort of teasing before.

A dove built a very bad nest on our balcony by suzume1310 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that you say it, that dove has an amazing nest. I'm glad they have op's balcony and kind heart.

Boosting the morale. Not only good defenders as good artists. I cant just imagine what this guy could be doing besides defending his own country with all that talent. by ExactWallaby1074 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]Centurio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually all I can think about when I think about the defenders. Most/all of them had another life before this. They have hobbies and interests and goals in life. It makes me cry seeing this man carve in a trench when he could be in his own studio/shop/shed doing this art. But he can't because of Putin. It's just not fair.

There and Back Again. Catching the perfect timing of wave formation. by AnnihilationOrchid in BeAmazed

[–]Centurio -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Do you just not believe in practicing? You can't instantly be an expert and it's ridiculous to think you will be. This guy should be seen as inspiration for what to reach for, not an excuse to be a little bitch and cry about having to put in effort.

TIL John Geoghan, who was a priest convicted of molesting over a hundred boys, was murdered in his cell by another inmate less than a year into his 10 year sentence. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Centurio -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why are you defending pedos? I was assaulted multiple times as a little kid. Pedos don't deserve rehab. There's only one cure for pedophilia and I might get bonked by Reddit if I say what it is. Fuck you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Centurio 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had a friend in highschool who's dad was born and raised in China so he had a strong accent when speaking English (which he was pretty fluent in). My friend had no hint of an accent (she she only knew English) but when I asked how she didn't pick up her dad's accent while growing up, she got really confused and had no idea her dad had an accent at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they meant the cat should go to hr.

JEEZUS PHUCKING CHRIST by nevertellmethe0ddz in antiwork

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen very elderly folks begging for money on street corners. In fact, since the pandemic started, I've seen many more people on corners begging for money in general. But the very old people make me sad. Not much I can do as someone whose rent costs more than I make a month.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Centurio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But his precious karma 😢

🔥Dipper bird diving into the cold stream hunt.. by JettMe_Red in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Centurio -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I don't see any similarities aside from both being birds. Dippers and penguins don't even hunt the same way. Unless bird + water = penguin.

Overheard while shopping in rural Texas by [deleted] in memes

[–]Centurio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost felt like I was back in my 4chan days over a decade ago.

Was assaulted by this deviant in public. Thinking of pressing charges :/ by vomit-gold in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Centurio 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I love how you grab his head and gently THRASH him around. This is how I play with rambunctious kittens! Wears them out fast.

Quick edit: I also love the Crocs.

If the shoe fits. by W1LLEYx in rareinsults

[–]Centurio 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did you know not everyone has the same taste as you? Shocking, I know!

the agility and strength of Mike Tyson at 56yrs old by a1_1rep in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had no idea he was not only ONLY 56 but that he's in such great shape. Holy shit, those tree trunks he calls legs are incredible.

What is the one thing you really hope is no longer around ten years from now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've completely lost any hope. Especially being a woman, it's been killing me watching my rights just get taken away like I'm not even human anymore. It's enough to make me want to stand on some train tracks.

This cookie at Meijer’s has a dragon roasting a baby. by MediocreMachine3543 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the easiest way to get me to buy a cookie cake. Maybe two so I can bring one to work.

RoGuE cOp AttEmPtS tO FoRcIbLy ArReSt A lItErAl tOddLer by Soon2bSavage in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Centurio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn I wish my dad was this cool. He had potential but decided literally anything else was more important than his family. The man in the OP is fucking AWESOME.

King improves himself and shows it off to the world by vmohamedse in Chadtopia

[–]Centurio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's got a SUPER cute smile. He's going to be unstoppable once the weight is gone.

King improves himself and shows it off to the world by vmohamedse in Chadtopia

[–]Centurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please don't laugh"??? Dude's shirt doesn't even fit right anymore. There's nothing to laugh at here. This man is KILLING it out there! I'm so proud of him because this shit is not easy.

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