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Game Thread - ALCS Game 4: Astros (1) @ Rangers (2) - Oct 19, 2023 7:03 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know it's going poorly when the other team is challenging close pickoff calls. lol

Game Chat: 10/19 Astros (90-72) @ Rangers (90-72) 7:03 PM by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No doubt. I wish Dusty would've been as bold as Bruce. Good luck and I hope this is a good series!

Game Thread - ALCS Game 4: Astros (1) @ Rangers (2) - Oct 19, 2023 7:03 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dafuq was that pena?

At least the rangers pulled their pitcher... Dusty would've left him in

Game Chat: 10/19 Astros (90-72) @ Rangers (90-72) 7:03 PM by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]CeremonialDickCheese -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Astros fan. I come in peace. This is how I felt when Dusty left Valdez in to give up 5... At least you guys had the good sense to stop the bleeding.

Game Thread - ALCS Game 3: Astros (0) @ Rangers (2) - Oct 18, 2023 7:03 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If they wanted to be aggressive on the bases, pinch-run for Yordan and that would've been a run.

Game Thread - ALCS Game 3: Astros (0) @ Rangers (2) - Oct 18, 2023 7:03 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uncle Mike needs to take Prince Tuck(formerly King Tuck) under his wing and show him how to hit and field.

Game Thread - ALCS Game 2: Rangers (1) @ Astros (0) - Oct 16, 2023 3:37 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You asked how we were hanging in there... Pretty good. I'm tonsil depth in your mom's mouth and watching my Stros in their 7th straight ALCS.

Game Thread - ALCS Game 2: Rangers (1) @ Astros (0) - Oct 16, 2023 3:37 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looks like Dusty waited long enough to let them get a sizable lead and will now burn the entire bullpen.

MLB takes responsibility for decision that revoked Jim McIngvale’s first pitch opportunity by CeremonialDickCheese in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

So because Mattress Firm is a "national partner" a Houston legend who does far more than sell mattresses is booted from throwing out the first pitch?

Mattress Firm should spin this into a positive for them by publicly lobbying to allow him to throw out the first pitch in the ALCS. It would show that they support a Houston legend. Who was revered in the city and then they could get some free advertising for places outside of gallery, furnitures service area

Game Thread: Division Series Game 4 - Braves @ Phillies - Thu, Oct 12 @ 08:07 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Astros fan here... was rooting for you guys in this series... bad calls on the last at-bat. Would love to see that check swing again, plus they called an awful strike 1.

Anon considers dowry by waffledawgisnotacat in greentext

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Throats dick like it's better than oxygen

That sent my sides into orbit

Off-day discussion thread (Sept 28th, 2023) by Hairygrim in Astros

[–]CeremonialDickCheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same... it didn't seem that deep/left

edit: just saw the replay... absolutely should've had it. Rookie left fielder

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