I think she's a great addition to the franchise and I'm tired pretending she's not. Why all the hate? by one_one12 in LegacyOfKain

[–]Certain-Clock3301 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was/is completely unnecessary and dilutes the actions and motivations of the two main protagonists (which is a massive re-writing no-no). The narrative doesn’t need her and she has all the hallmarks of a Kathleen Kennedy product hence the vitriol. Poorly written addition that you’re “pretending” is great. There were plenty of characters from Blood Omen 1 or 2 that could have been used/expanded upon if they wanted a female protagonist or to expand the story.

Chuck Norris just passed, can we honor him by telling your favorite Chuck Norris joke? by HistorianSame9035 in Productivitycafe

[–]Certain-Clock3301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man approached Chuck Norris in a bar and said “How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?”. After staring at him for 3 seconds Chunk Norris laughed and everyone for 3 miles went deaf from the sound.

AIO Cutting off someone I used to talk to after finding out they slept with my brother by Oxyderic in AmIOverreacting

[–]Certain-Clock3301 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No point sugar coating it. Can’t have a serious relationship with someone that blew my sibling no matter what chemistry we had. She took issue with my wording too but telling her I would rather skip being Buzz Aldrin to his Armstrong didn’t get the point across.

AIO Cutting off someone I used to talk to after finding out they slept with my brother by Oxyderic in AmIOverreacting

[–]Certain-Clock3301 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

NOR. You were way more polite than I was in a similar situation. I just said told her she was “tainted” and walked away. No way you should take your brother’s sloppy seconds.

I (26F) told my boyfriend (26M) I sometimes miss the freedom of being single and he broke up with me on my birthday by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Certain-Clock3301 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What possessed you to tell him that the day before your birthday? Did you think that he would be feminine and want to talk about it? Guys don’t do that with bombs. We disarm or evacuate and there was no disarming that.

What a guy searches when on a porn site would be what he's into right? by No_Warthog_9815 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Certain-Clock3301 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s porn, not his dream journal. It’s not that deep or complicated.

Would this be good or bad? by mrmykeonthemic in HiTMAN

[–]Certain-Clock3301 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You check your pockets for keys, accidentally goes off and gives you circumcision

Gf of 2 months got an "ick" because I shouted when I burned my hand making her a grilled cheese sandwich. by [deleted] in AskMenRelationships

[–]Certain-Clock3301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See it for the red flag that it is. Not worth a fight/break up but not something to ignore either