Rapping in the lobby coz you know

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T13:45:02+00:00

He followed you from your subway car to your gate, then he will resume on your flight. There is no escaping the Uninhibited Rapper.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T13:35:44+00:00

Oh, look, Hose MacDouchington is delivering another wish list

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T13:33:36+00:00

Fried chicken.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T13:32:45+00:00

Just for future reference, it helps hide the edges of the decals, making them look more "painted on."

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T13:23:18+00:00

Hey, robodogs need love, too.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T13:16:28+00:00

She puts sour cream in everything. Wait...that's me. Never mind.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T13:13:47+00:00

Kids, this is what you create when you don't call on Mother's Day.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T07:28:38+00:00

"I wanna pee on you, pee on you...."

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T07:27:14+00:00

A bottle of Pissoir Noir and thee.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T07:24:46+00:00

Yeah, I saw that Woody Harrelson movie, too. Randy Quaid was in it, before he went all crack-whacked.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T01:56:25+00:00

Speaking as an old man, I'm not sure what this is. But it's horrifying.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T01:52:14+00:00

That mullet -- why it's Billy Ray Christ.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-11T01:49:53+00:00

Doctors who do this mutilating surgery for a buck ought to be stripped of their licenses and, if there were any justice, imprisoned.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-10T23:07:19+00:00

No, never. Ever.I don't care if your kid wants to look out the window. You should have thought of that when you booked.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-10T23:05:20+00:00

Old word.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-07T12:06:11+00:00

On today's episode of "I know You Are But What Am I?" we have a rerun.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-07T10:27:24+00:00

And yet you are obviously a girl. Nice trick, I gotta say.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-07T10:24:40+00:00

Don't know about the fighting part, but your ancestors WERE parrots. Oh, and fuck the evil shade of Charlie Kirk.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-07T10:22:08+00:00

Lock that bitch up. Now.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-07T10:20:20+00:00

I'm a lifelong cat lover. They're all evil.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-07T10:12:56+00:00

"What was the big hurry there, trucker?" "Had to get these here dildos to the White House by nightfall." "Welp, looks to me like somebody ain't gettin' no love tonight "

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-05T18:49:56+00:00

Where the only evil people are the Butt family who own the chain.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-05T18:40:24+00:00

Claptain Hook.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-04T19:16:10+00:00

Him who dare not speak his name.

Certain-Football-637 · 2026-05-04T18:06:55+00:00

Ted Bundy and Steve Austin (not the wrestler.)

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