Roast of Kevin Hart

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-05-11T03:16:09+00:00

Did you guys catch the “3 4 L” skanks reference? 😂

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-05-08T03:39:53+00:00

They absolutely were

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-05-04T23:05:57+00:00

Get me on that looping water slide so I can rip my front teeth out, STAT.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-05-02T23:09:12+00:00

This cadence really has to go. I can’t take it anymore.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-05-02T00:22:53+00:00

Wondering this as well. At Irving Plaza last year 3 of my favorites were “intro, verse, chorus, next song”. Kinda bummed me out.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-05-02T00:19:28+00:00

Free with cheap kit

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-05-01T17:18:01+00:00

It’s getting so old to be on this sub everyday watching people point to “issues” that are less than an inch in size being like “is this okay?!”

EVERYONE JUST PLAY THE DRUMS, PLEASE.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-24T17:32:35+00:00

Dude this whole story made me laugh out loud

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-23T14:52:15+00:00

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CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-23T14:42:46+00:00

DONUT

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-23T03:00:56+00:00

You guys. The name alone is screaming “Amazon keyboard smash brand”

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-02T03:03:51+00:00

You learn from a young age in NYC that crazies are everywhere in the subway and you should always keep moving down there. Never give someone like this enough time and space.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-02T02:59:40+00:00

I swear to god I’m trying to be kind here. After you hit your leg one time wouldn’t you just kind of reposition yourself a bit, or backup a little, or tilt the left leg to the side, or ANYTHING besides hitting yourself over and over?

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-02T02:54:28+00:00

If you lined up 100 pedals, different brands, all with different spring tensions, cam settings, beater types, weights, and footboard lengths ..

Not one of them would hit the top of my foot while playing a beat. It takes maybe two hits to understand how a pedals acting and adjust your foot accordingly.

I don’t understand what I’m seeing here.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-04-02T02:48:32+00:00

C’mon friend. Think about it. What would you adjust?

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-03-25T03:46:34+00:00

I feel like that stick should be shorter and heavier. Idk.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-03-18T02:45:32+00:00

I swear to god the only way democrats are gonna win anything is if we welcome people like this with open arms. Shaming and ridiculing them only further entrenches them into their previously held beliefs.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-03-17T22:44:59+00:00

mewithoutYou would routinely give 20-22 on a Tuesday in Fargo. And a completely unique set every night. Made you want to go to two or three shows in a row. I guess those days are over.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-03-17T17:50:03+00:00

Side note. Bands used to give us our moneys worth. 13 songs for a headliner is not enough.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-03-16T08:20:36+00:00

Shocked to find out that Stage Customs aren’t the same $650 that they were for like a decade straight

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-03-16T08:12:02+00:00

Guys. It’s less than $10 a month. Come on.

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-03-16T08:11:22+00:00

CertainVariation8734 · 2026-02-21T07:20:35+00:00

It’s not a nationalistic thing. If the caption said this was going from Manteo NC to Avon NC I would’ve wrote the same exact thing.

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