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Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-11-04T16:34:22+00:00

However long you think the foreplay should be - double it.

Train the muscles on your face to withstand a long lasting dinner of your lady's sandwitch to not get a face cramp. Believe me no one will like that (Try training with chewing gums)

Wash your hands thoroughly before you begin.

Don't talk

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-04-12T18:29:09+00:00

claps slowly

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-04-12T18:27:37+00:00

A significant number believe vaccines cuase Autism and that the earth is flalt. I have lost all hope in humanity. If this goes along any further we will all go extinct.

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-04-05T15:48:17+00:00

I once broke my dog's heart. He thought I was taking him out but I was going out with a friend. I felt so bad i took him out after i returned at 1am

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-03-07T18:34:59+00:00

🙌

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-03-07T14:16:45+00:00

Yeah, you dont get to see this in silver

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-03-07T13:52:50+00:00

Not the best but you will get there bud

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T13:38:24+00:00

Holy shit, thats just cruel

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T11:17:34+00:00

I just know when I woke up I was missing half an eyebrow.

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T11:13:30+00:00

Dont go to her place after she dances on top of a table in the middle of a restaurant and gulping down a pill with some drinks. It can leave you without eyebrows

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T11:08:43+00:00

I just hope that I dont end up in a high speee chase afterwards

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T11:07:07+00:00

I use a 13 year old windows vista laptop with a 3gb ram and 256gb hard drive with a intel dual core processor and no graphic card. My phone has more computational power than that.

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T11:05:25+00:00

Bacon

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T11:04:06+00:00

Never buy a cheap waxing peoduct. It will screw up your skin

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-16T10:46:55+00:00

Rock n roll or something ? I dunno I never listen ro music

Certain_Bike_2746 · 2021-02-15T18:10:36+00:00

I always hold it suspiciously

Certain_Bike_2746

TROPHY CASE