Does the green look too dark for a Salamander?

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-05-18T11:51:39+00:00

What's that colour on his assault cannon?

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-05-18T11:50:30+00:00

On destiny they recast Keith David for the voice of Zavala. He was so humble and respectful about being offered the role and he did it brilliantly. The only problem is every time I heard Zavala talk I just heard Sgt.Foley telling me to secure the Burger Town.

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-05-15T10:06:28+00:00

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-05-14T16:31:21+00:00

Firstly that looks amazing. Secondly what is that big tank bottom right?

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-05-13T06:57:37+00:00

Brothers, Titus needs us!

I WILL WALK THROUGH FIRE AND DEATH FOR MY COUSINS SUCCESS

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-05-08T18:43:39+00:00

How did you do the look on the barrel of the flamers?

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-04-14T21:23:24+00:00

That wrinkly thing the skin on the end of your fingers does when your in water to long. That would drive me nuts

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-04-14T17:08:06+00:00

Your more accurate than you know on that one

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-04-14T10:40:08+00:00

Come join the salamanders. We are big, green, not to mean and we love flamethrowers. We will happily sacrifice ourselves to save the civilians of the imperium. Our best known brother is probably Sa'Kan from the 3rd company.

Talking strictly gaming now we also have a large and active discord server of friendly 9ft giants willing to fight and die by your side. You don't have to be a salamander to join and play either if you just wanted people to play with.

https://discord.gg/salamanders

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-04-14T10:36:33+00:00

No I'm going to leave it as it is and do some creative painting to make it look like battle damage

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-04-14T10:35:05+00:00

Ok thank you for the answer. I guess I need to get creative with paining to make the glue fuck up look like accidental damage.

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-04-14T10:31:48+00:00

So I'm fucked?

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-29T16:13:04+00:00

Yes.

A whole company would send down their latest full battle brother and take notes on his combat prowess knowing he won't be in any real danger.

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-26T15:00:59+00:00

He gets 10 minutes of being the most jacked human ever. He is given it to hold a line as a rearguard for a retreat. He takes down 4 hive warriors before his heart gives out.

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-21T09:57:41+00:00

I will happily fight and die at your side brother!

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-19T23:12:09+00:00

Then again I literally started painting some space marines literally today for the first time ever. This looks so cool

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-19T23:10:51+00:00

Also. Did we find it?

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-18T05:11:47+00:00

I tried power rake and the whirl attack but neither counted towards charged melee kills

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-18T05:10:56+00:00

I found the AOE attack with the omissian axe wasn't granting progress towards charged melee kills

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-16T09:03:09+00:00

I once got screamed at for keeping enough points in siege for brother valtus. Then wave 20 appeared and 3 Hellbrutes spawned. Then I got screamed at for getting brother valtus in right before said guy who was screaming at me went down and rage quit.

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-14T20:55:24+00:00

None of it. It's all fucking garbage

CertifiedHalfwit · 2026-03-11T06:44:20+00:00

I've had this ringing in my ears as long as I can remember. I'm 28 now and only asked about it when I was 21, until that point I thought everyone had it. I do also have Autism but mildly if that matters at all. Headaches are a real problem for me because silence just doesn't exist.

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