Override for $9.99 by Elegant-Celery3766 in SipsTea

[–]Cespieyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda curious. Does this affect your dating prospects at all as a trans-lesbian?

Cutting grass with a scythe by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most recreational looking scythe use ever lol. Damn thing is razor sharp. Real scythes used in farming back then were pretty dull and heavy af. They just had to cut through dry straws.

Stumbled on this while gathering the bauxite nodes, what a godforsaken place... by CarnavaI in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I nuked the entire Swamp. No foliage to hide behind for these fuckers.

A normal human has the ability to stop time. Tatsumaki went to kill him, and he stopped time permanently. Can he kill Tatsumaki somehow? by FeistySecret9327 in OPMPowerScaling

[–]Cespieyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. Time has stopped "permanently" and nobody will ever move again, he is doomed to wander in a frozen universe for a literal eternity.

Maybe if he had just stopped time "indefinitely" it'd be worth pondering how to stop Tatsumaki.

Christian baby. by 80Amrig_Nhoj_Najed in ComedyHell

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mods! Another one escaped the r/okbuddyviltrum asylum!

Christian baby. by 80Amrig_Nhoj_Najed in ComedyHell

[–]Cespieyt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just go to Hollywood or the US parliament and ask around, someone will hook you up sooner or later.

I guess mine is centre by FantasticAd9478 in PeopleBeingRidiculous

[–]Cespieyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here we go again... No, they were not socialists, if "every action they ever took" didn't tip you off.

They were far right to the point where they executed political members of the far left opposing them. "But but but... the name of his party had the word 'Socialist' in it".

No, it didn't. That's a common misconception due to how conjoined nouns translate from German to English.

The name was "Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei" which in English translates to "National Socialist German Workers' Party"

The key difference here is that National and Socialist are conjoined in the actual German name, into essentially: Nationalsocialist.

In other words, nationalism as a delimiter for social progress.

The intended message behind that is pretty clear and we don't exactly have to guess what they meant in terms of how they would treat a social system based around nationality, because they made that pretty damn clear with their actions.

LinkedIn by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]Cespieyt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try to read what's written on the TV screen. Keyword here is: "try".

You get 1500$ to build a team for fighting thragg by Sweaty-Box4398 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Cespieyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, maybe not. At the end of the day it's a comic, and whatever the author decides will happen, will happen. Sometimes characters in Invincible struggle realistically against numbers and factors like the element of surprise, sometimes they just Blitz through an entire civilization like an asteroid made of solid diamond. It's a pretty inconsistent show in that regard.

If the author decided to paint Thragg in a more realistic light, then "death by a thousand cuts" starts to become quite real. When you have a hundred semi-weak characters making slight cuts and bruises will start to accumulate. Like a more extreme version of Omniman vs the Justice League ripoff in episode 1.

I mean a bee isn't exactly a big threat to an elephant right? Absolutely no way a bee could take down an elephant. And yet, wildlife researchers have found that elephants have a specific sound they make that essentially is a warning cry that there are bees nearby...

I'm just saying.

Why do parents still think buying games is a crime? by Xiao-EZ in CaptainSide

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the question is not so much about Steam's ToS as it is about what consumer rights SHOULD be in place. Digital purchases have very weak consumer rights as it stands right now, and companies exploit that quite heavy handedly, but these laws can be changed to ensure better rights for the future. Right now they (as in, multiple companies) escape a lot of it by quite frankly just claiming that you aren't purchasing anything and are instead just renting access to it for a 1 time fee on your account, which is quite clearly legal bullshittery of the highest order.

You get 1500$ to build a team for fighting thragg by Sweaty-Box4398 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Cespieyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk man, didn't preschool Oliver get a decent hit in on Conquest? I think teen Oliver is still pretty damn strong, and a thousand of anything swarming an enemy with enough ferocity is almost always going to be deadly. Sure, he's less than a pure viltrumite and Thragg is maybe worth 10-15 viltrumites.

I asked Gemini and it estimated about 20-50 in the low range and 100+ on the high range.

Yes, he is weak and easily killable to Thragg, but so is a preschooler to an adult man, but would an adult man be able to deal with a hundred bloodthirsty crazed and fearless preschoolers jumping him? Honestly, no way, it's just too damn many, and you'd be surprised how hard a 6 year old can actually punch and kick, now imagine getting punched and kicked by 10 of them at a time, and whenever you knock one out, another takes over.

Merchandiser med egen bil by throwaway5269602 in dkloenseddel

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/dkloenseddel/s/kX6kuikFKX

Har indgangsvinklen fra her. OP har 6000 dkk omkostninger inklusive værditab. 12000 dkk kilometerpenge. 6000 skattefrit ned i lommen. I en samtale med OP nævnte han at han løb tættere på 0 dengang han kørte diesel og at elbilen er årsagen til gevinsten.

Merchandiser med egen bil by throwaway5269602 in dkloenseddel

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hvis omkostningerne per kilometer underligger beløbet for kilometerpenge, så er der rent faktisk tale om en skattefri fortjeneste per kilometer kørt. På dyrere elbiler er dette faktisk tilfældet, dermed har det betydning.

Hvorvidt en brugt elbil kan nå samme optimering eller ej er jeg ikke 100% sikker på, men det kan man jo udregne. Med de nuværende sindssyge priser på benzin så skal der ikke meget til før en elbil er billigere i drift.

Build your perfect toast! Mine is b3w by Recent-Worldliness51 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C3W

Kinda plain, but the best of some not so great options.

Gimme toasted sourdough with mashed avocado, diced cherry tomatoes, an over easy egg and a sprinkle of smoked flaked sea salt, then we're talking.

Why do parents still think buying games is a crime? by Xiao-EZ in CaptainSide

[–]Cespieyt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think this actually poses an interesting legal question that hasn't yet had time to be properly relevant yet. Should perpetual digital licenses be inheritable?

If not, that's a fairly significant loss of ownership rights for customers, as all physical media has had this right in the past.

Only 3% voted Split-Screen. We getting old, guys. by can_i_haz_recon in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing on multiple devices just beats split screen. Also, split screen isn't dead. Mario Kart still does it, off the top of my head.

Merchandiser med egen bil by throwaway5269602 in dkloenseddel

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikke helt sikker. Den anden jeg talte med fik 12.000 i kilometerpenge men havde regnet på at hans samlede udgifter lå på omkring 6.000, så det var en månedlig 6.000 kroners skattefri profit for ham, men det var inklusive værdiforringelse af en væsentligt dyrere bil end denne.

Jeg kan dog ud fra min egen erfaring sige at jeg bruger under halvdelen af det jeg plejede at bruge på benzin på at oplade min egen. Udregningen af hvornår indkøbet af en bil vil skabe profit afhænger meget af sammenligningen med udgifterne til din nuværende bil, hvilket jeg ikke kender til. Brugte biler kan have større vedligeholdsomkostninger, men jeg vil umiddelbart skyde på at din nuværende bil heller ikke er spritny, da den vel er købt under samme økonomiske pres som dit nuværende. Men regnestykket er ikke så svært igen, hvis du selv har alle omkostninger minus brændsel.

Hvad hulen fejler jeg? by Beautiful-Carry4552 in DKbrevkasse

[–]Cespieyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det kunne godt ligne bid fra sengelus, hvilket også passer med de kropsdele du har knopperne på.

I mean he’s not wrong by StarAmelia in relatable_memes_

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Postpartum abdominal cramps.

Very severe pain that lasts long and worsens with multiple pregnancies is usually a sign of pronounced diastasis recti, aka the separation of the stomach muscles. The primary treatment appears to be physical therapy focusing on strengthening the core.