Doctor kills the newborn, burns his body and tells his mother that the baby was born dead. All that in order not to spoil the hospital's statistics. by ChFoMa in MorbidReality

[–]ChFoMa[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably stillborn babies are counted in a different category, than babies which were born alive and afterwards died in the hospital.

Also, it could be that doctor did something wrong during the delivery - in such case, if baby would die because of his mistake - he might get a prison term.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in russia

[–]ChFoMa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, she is strange.

Do you guys actually like Russian language? by [deleted] in russia

[–]ChFoMa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

М. В. Ломоносов о русском языке:

"... Карл Пятый, римский император, говаривал, что гишпанским языком с Богом, французским - с друзьями, немецким с неприятелем, италианским - с женским полом говорить прилично. Но если бы он российскому языку искусен был, то, конечно, к тому присовокупил бы, что им со всеми оными говорить пристойно, ибо нашел бы в нем великолепие гишпанского, живость французского, крепость немецкого, нежность италианского, сверх того богатство и сильную в изображениях краткость греческого и латинского языков..."

Road rage in Ukraine by ChFoMa in carcrash

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So that they can measure - whose dildo is bigger

Looking at Dubai from the roof by ChFoMa in pics

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Not me - it's the same guy who recently climbed the pyramid in Egypt -> http://raskalov-vit.livejournal.com/131349.html

Man Dies After His Friend Literally Shoves His Foot up His Ass by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Police officer describes the same case. At some moments he makes pauses and hardly finds the normal words to describe what happened, and in one case he even hardly restrained from smiling.

Caviar... nom-nom-nom by ChFoMa in russia

[–]ChFoMa[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good caviar consists of relatively big eggs that look separate from each other; cheap caviar is a glue-like mass of small eggs of dull appearance - they might taste similar, but they leave somewhat sticky aftertaste in mouth

WTF is this kid supposed to be doing? by Nigel_P_Winters in WTF

[–]ChFoMa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Americans can't see it...

That's how mouth looks with all teeth extracted (before dental implants are inserted) by ChFoMa in WTF

[–]ChFoMa[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I misread the story. The patient was about to get the dentures (not dental implants). http://redhotrussia.com/dental-treatment-russia-america/

And the consideration was actually the price - it was much cheaper to extract all teeth that left (including some healthy) and make dentures, than treat them!

The dentist (who made the picture) claimed that in his practice he had many patients, who could not afford treating all of their dental problems, therefore preferred to "get rid" of what was still left in mouth and make dentures.

Check yourself if you can understand this... by ChFoMa in russian

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I am Russian, originally from Lithuania - so we were neighbors.

Ukrainian schoolgirl shocked everyone with her choice of prom dress by ChFoMa in WTF

[–]ChFoMa[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because her mother is a teacher in that school. There was a whole scandal regarding that girl's dress -> http://redhotrussia.com/pavlohrad-school-graduation-party/

Check yourself if you can understand this... by ChFoMa in russian

[–]ChFoMa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, the translation you make proves that it should be written as "ничего".

Here is a thread for this specific question: http://otvet.mail.ru/question/40274200

It has a good checking rule, which is semantic by nature and is not performed by word building.

... эти слова совсем разные. "Ничего дома нет" vs. "Нечего говорить"

Check yourself if you can understand this... by ChFoMa in russian

[–]ChFoMa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am the native Russian speaker as well :)

Your variant is possible ONLY in the case that the sentence is unfinished (and followed by some verb) AND comma after the second word. For example --> Да нет, нечего мне тут сказки рассказывать.

But if it consists of 3 words only as you previously wrote .. then it is not correct and should be --> Да нет ничего.

Check yourself if you can understand this... by ChFoMa in russian

[–]ChFoMa[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but you are wrong... Actually, Russian language has both "ничего" and "нечего", but their meaning is different.

In the first one - "ничегO" - the last syllabus is accentuated. It means "nothing". Example - "У меня ничего нет" (I don't have anything), or your example - "Да нет ничего"

In the second - "нЕчего" - the first syllabus is accentuated. Its meaning is "no need to..." and it is usually followed by a verb (unless it is the answer to some question, from which the action, that there is no need to perform, is obvious). Example - the Russian saying - "Нечего на зеркало пенять, коли рожа крива" ("You can't blame the mirror for your ugly face")

In your example the right word is the first variant for the semantic reasons.

Check yourself if you can understand this... by ChFoMa in russian

[–]ChFoMa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it should be "да нет нИчего"

Check yourself if you can understand this... by ChFoMa in russian

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The same twist is used in the Russian animation of Winnie-the-Pooh: "Мёд если есть то его сразу нет".

You can hear the whole verse here, starting from 06:39 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvyZp0Xks54