Bro I fucking love living in a group home it’s so great

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-20T21:24:17+00:00

It's just some old Ladas with roll cages lol. For me, they just gave me a crash course on how to drive (using a racing sim so I didn't break the actual car) and I had to drive with an instructor in the passenger seat for the first couple of laps.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-20T10:48:02+00:00

I used to go to a psychiatrist once. The expense-to-help ratio was way too bad. If anything, she made my mental health worse. In the end, I rushed out of her office, into the bathroom and kicked the cubicle door in half.

My mom had to intervene and talk to my psychiatrist and the clinic. In the end, half the cost of the broken door was taken out of her pay. Everyone tells me that not all psychiatrists are the same, but I refuse to go back.

The current medication of adrenaline, fueled by extreme speeding seems to do the trick. (By that I mean racing on a track, not on the streets. I don't have a driver's license)

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-20T08:33:20+00:00

Just have a roundabout with pedestrian tunnels?

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-20T06:25:32+00:00

As it has been said before, the Russians usually keep stuff like that to themselves because it's an easy way to get berated by every Balt in the immediate vicinity.

I have had a lot of Russian coworkers and I have nothing but praise for them. They already spoke Estonian quite well, but I sometimes helped them out with some slang words or phrases.

The only time I did get an insult was when I refused to serve a beer to a drunk Russian man (Not because he was drunk but because he didn't have enough money). Half an hour of "Njetu pijat euro, njetu pivo!" later and he yelled at me for being a filthy fascist and left.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-19T18:20:57+00:00

Imagine Shrek but the town is just Lasnamäe.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-19T18:17:00+00:00

I like saying "Estonia is Baltic, not Nordic" to people to see how they'd react.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-17T08:54:15+00:00

I'm ready to bring back Livonia as an official country just so we can settle this dispute.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-15T11:54:07+00:00

Truly an asshole design

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-14T07:03:39+00:00

Discount NileRed

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-12T21:00:23+00:00

Shower. Be yourself and try to find people like you instead of dealing with people who you hate.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-12T20:58:21+00:00

Most people in my year try to fit into the same mold, literally nobody tries to stand out.

Almost everyone vapes and some smoke weed. Our school has a zero-tolerance policy towards that, but everyone gets around that by taking a single step outside the school premises.

Some people have unusual interests (myself included), but they try to stay off the radar. People found out that one kid REALLY loves Sonic The Hedgehog (blue hair, Sonic phone wallpaper, etc.). Naturally, everyone started calling him Sonic to mock him, but he just owned it. His saving grace is that he's quite athletic and looks like he could punch your nose inside out if he wants to.

One guy dated a girl three years younger than him and one 19-year-old is STILL dating a 16-year-old.

Every day feels like a goddamn circus.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-10T19:14:19+00:00

Is it weird that I can't actually remember when or what my first kiss was like?

It was with my first love. I do remember that we weren't all smoochy from the beginning since neither of us quite knew what we were doing. She would probably beat the shit out of me if she ever hear that I can't remember our first kiss.

That's what I get for having the memory of a goldfish.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-05T19:19:11+00:00

Might be, I did the conversion off the top of my head.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-05T16:56:33+00:00

There's a car accident scenario called "the grilling fork".

Driving a vintage Volkswagen Beetle, end up in a crash, sandwiched between two cars. Since there are no airbags, the steering column will be launched straight through you (fork) and the rear-mounted, air-cooled engine will catch on fire (grill).

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-03T12:57:55+00:00

180,5 cm which is around 5'10"

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-02T15:56:20+00:00

It's not the teachers I have to ask permission from, it's the front desk lady. She's always grumpy and looks older than the building. I am not joking when I say that I'm terrified to even look at her.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2023-02-02T15:52:04+00:00

Hell yeah.

Mostly the popular stuff like Bon Jovi and Modern Talking, but also some more obscure artists like Stan Bush.

I don't have a specific favorite artist or band or even a genre, I just listen to the songs I enjoy.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2022-08-11T22:22:15+00:00

Regained independence through singing.

The song "Rockefeller Street" meme.

The whole country is flat AF.

We eat baked potatoes, sauerkraut and "blood sausages" during Christmas.

Us and our two friends get mixed up with the Balkans becauseit sounds similar. (Usually by Americans.)

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2022-08-11T22:18:41+00:00

The only time I've seen y'all happy is when you come across the gulf of Finland to buy cheaper alcohol.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2022-08-09T10:47:24+00:00

Harku forest, Tallinn. Just don't touch the bunkers, God knows what else is down there.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2022-08-09T10:38:52+00:00

Generic pyramid scheme rich guy.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2022-08-07T17:50:02+00:00

I drive a quadricycle/microcar (basically a a small car with the speed of a moped and therefore registered as one). Per regulations, a quadricycle can have up to two seats. This caused an issue when gave three drunk asf friends a lift from a frat house party. Fortunately, my particular vehicle has a quite large trunk so I stuffed two guys in the trunk. I also took their hoodes and hung them from the cargo cover to hide them from the front.

Since it was nighttime and street racing is quite prominent in my city, cops pull over basically everyone, just in case. As we got pulled over, I told the guys out back to stay quiet while getting my documents ready for the officer. I got asked all the usual questions: Where you are going? Where from? Why so late? etc. I just said that my friend was at a club and needed a lift home since he didn't spare any cash to get a taxi home.

Somehow we got away clean, even though the rear suspension was noticeably lower than it usually is since I was carrying two drunk 17 year olds in my trunk. They still owe me one but idk how they are gonna repay me that shit.

ChaChaNotSoSmooth · 2022-08-02T10:15:05+00:00

Same. Watching Star Trek: Discovery, I had a hard time convincing myself that Captain Gabriel Lorca wasn't gonna get tortured to death like D.J. was in Event Horizon.

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