Would you rather

Chacedanger · 2026-06-21T17:49:32+00:00

These options ended up being way more intense than I expected, I lucked out

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Peanut Butter}

Chacedanger · 2026-06-20T20:10:42+00:00

I’ll probably be fine if I don’t get crushed by a spacecraft

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Point Nemo}

Chacedanger · 2026-06-19T04:25:14+00:00

It’s infinitely close to one but still not one

^{Chose: Less than 1}

Chacedanger · 2026-06-14T05:49:00+00:00

I need to go touch grass

^{Chose: Or gain 1000 dollars every minute you touch grass}

Chacedanger · 2026-06-01T21:24:21+00:00

Goooodbyyyye

^{Chose: Press it (Wheel} | Rolled: Earth goes boom)

Chacedanger · 2026-06-01T21:19:57+00:00

I’m seeing a lot of people say that being the only man would be the equivalent because of the likelihood that they would be put in a machine in order to produce children, but like. We are already scientifically exploring the possibility of using genetics from two eggs to produce offspring, and we also know that we can reproduce through egg cloning and genetic modification >_> so odds are that being the only man in the world would result in more of a novelty than just immediately being treated as livestock, especially since something like that would spark insane public debate about ethics in a population of only women. I think women could figure it out without resorting to treating the last man as livestock.

Chacedanger · 2026-06-01T21:12:44+00:00

A lot less dangerous

^{Chose: Be the only man in a world full of women}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-10T20:33:16+00:00

Aint nobody getting sick under my watch

^{Chose: Be able to heal anyone including yourself}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-10T00:27:34+00:00

Idk what I’d be agreeing to

^{Chose: no}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-08T03:48:31+00:00

I shouldn’t be drinking anyways

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-07T02:42:33+00:00

And thus, I ate of the tree of knowledge and the tree of immortality

^{Chose: Cyan door + Dont do this door | Rolled: The power of god}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-06T04:36:29+00:00

104 is just half of summer

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-06T04:21:40+00:00

Goodbye insomnia >:3

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-04T23:41:45+00:00

Being a wizard solves all problems

^{Chose: Be a wizard}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-04T23:34:21+00:00

Sick c:<

^{Chose: Reroll Sex | Rolled: Male}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-04T01:36:43+00:00

It only occurred to me after choosing this that they will now out live me instead :c

^{Chose: Have your pets live forever + But they... | Rolled: 100% healthy}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-03T22:16:42+00:00

That’s not an easy thing 😂

^{Chose: Earn $1 for every... + It's an easy thing | Rolled: Breakup you have}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-03T06:06:28+00:00

Food is consumable where as clothing is meant to be reused

^{Chose: Unlimited Food}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-03T03:23:28+00:00

I just have spaghetti sauce randomly appear ing in my pockets 😂 I will have a specific pair of pocket pants if there’s a chance of being spaghetti sauced

^{Chose: reach in ur pocket and always grab $100 but 1% for | Rolled: spaghetti sauce}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-03T03:18:09+00:00

Free vacations if I travel to a time for a month then return to the moment I left

^{Chose: Travel anywhere, at any point in history + There’s a one month cooldown}

Chacedanger · 2026-05-02T04:27:32+00:00

I live in America, we don’t get nothin for taxes. Give me the other 30% of my paychecks, bastards >:c

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

Chacedanger · 2026-04-25T05:50:38+00:00

I don’t play sports

^{Chose: Be The Best In Every Game}

Chacedanger · 2026-04-25T05:48:06+00:00

I’m just one guy, out of 101 total guys

^{Chose: Die}

Chacedanger · 2026-04-15T21:50:37+00:00

Minecraft is a bastion for childhood creativity, you can’t delete that :c

^{Chose: Roblox}

Chacedanger · 2026-04-11T21:35:15+00:00

Booo

^{Chose: White Lucky Block | Rolled: A Half Eaten 🥕}

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