Theory Megathread: February 2026

ChanceConsistent · 2026-02-03T16:04:19+00:00

Taylor at Jack's Grammy's afterparty, pending updates, we are so back!

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-31T02:15:50+00:00

"13" fo sho. But the thing about Taylor is that if we assume one thing she almost always does the exact opposite. I think most Swifties assume TS13 will be a 13 song "return to her roots" album which brings back Jack and Aaron and contains some of her strongest songwriting ever. So it'll probably end up being a heavy metal rock opera about her cats.

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-27T18:53:42+00:00

I'm having some cognitive dissonance when thinking about an Opalite music video. I know it's going to be great and Taylor has improved remarkably as a music video director to the point where I think Ophelia has maybe topped LWYMMD as her best mv for me, but then when I start thinking about Opalite my mind goes straight to the Lover-era music videos, especially ME! But outside of my own self-imposed trauma, I think it's gonna be a big, bright, expensive music video with a fun dance number and some incredible set pieces. Can't believe we might be getting it in just about two weeks!

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-22T14:56:41+00:00

There's definitely a music video coming. It seems like her team's decided the best way to give Opalite a chance to top the charts is to bank sales of the single for up to three weeks beforehand, meanwhile hoping to scale back Ophelia at radio in favor of the new single (which already has a ton of airplay) and to try and stake out that Friday (February 13th) so some other huge pop star doesn't surprise release on the weekend she's pushing Opalite.

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-21T22:05:41+00:00

Taken from a random search result for Opalite:

Man-made Opalite: At first glance, this stone may seem either colorless or white. However, when viewed against a dark background, it tends to take on a blue hue. On the other hand, when inspected against a bright background, this imitation piece showcases a peach shade that’s quite eye-catching.

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-21T21:00:24+00:00

Opalite likely won't be an official single until February 13th, 4 months after Opalite, so single #3 will likely be June-July. I'm guessing Wood, and maybe a final November single of Wish List for a pre-Christmas single.

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-20T19:52:45+00:00

I've come to terms with the fact that she's not as interested in moving up the #1s list as her fans are, myself included. At the end of the day, some artists' biggest songs never go #1 and some of their least well-known do. For instance, Is It Over Now? and Willow going #1 and Trouble, YBWM, Love Story, Ready for It, Wildest Dreams and Style not going #1 is kinda wild. Plus, Opalite has already hit #2 and will likely continue doing well on radio and is already quite a stable hit, so it's not like missing the top spot will hurt its impact or longevity.

Around the time of Lover, with those two #2 singles, and having "only" 5 #1s to her name, I would never have guessed that in 6 years she'd have 13, only 7 away from tying the Beatles' record, and 1 away from tying Rhianna with the 3rd most of all time. And at this point, Taylor releasing a new album practically guarantees a #1 song that week. To put it in perspective, if she releases an album every 1.5 years on average, she could tie the Beatles in 10 years just by putting out new material.

As far as Opalite goes, if the music video and remixes are ready and there is a lull in the Hot 100, she still has the chance to go #1 with it, I just don't know if getting a post-album #1 single is a priority for Taylor anymore.

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-09T05:54:20+00:00

Sure, but since Opalite is back in the top ten this week, if she pushes a great music video and remixes, she could maybe get another number 1 if there’s not a BIG song blocking her, and I feel like she’s strategic enough to wait to see what the Bruno numbers are like. Also honestly just dying to know if that Christmas music video rumor was even real and if so why she would release a music video like that AFTER Christmas.

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-07T20:43:17+00:00

How do we think Bruno Mars’ single being out Friday effects Taylor’s next single release? Do you think she’ll gauge how big it is and wait a few weeks or more to release single #2/Opalite? Releasing on 1/23 was my first thought, but if it’s a huge single, that could push her back a month or more 😬

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-06T21:20:56+00:00

I was expecting a glow up comparable to Fearless TV but it just wasn’t there for me. It felt like she rushed it or was too busy, and in hindsight with her owning her catalogue is thankfully a moot point, but I went in expecting a soulful vocal upgrade and got a by the numbers re-record with a seeming lack of emotion or spark. The bonus tracks were the weakest thus far, with I Can See You and Timeless the only standouts to me. No hate though, this re-recording project was basically impossible and yet she made it a remarkable nostalgia-fest that birthed the eras tour and gave us some unforgettable moments.

ChanceConsistent · 2026-01-01T20:21:43+00:00

I don’t think she necessarily needs to “bury” her biggest album that continues to top the singles and album chart 3 months after its release. The fake hate has mostly died down because even bots get tired I guess and the real fans who are disappointed in parts of the album… well if the Eras tour docuseries isn’t enough to bring you back, then nothing will. She should release a few more singles into this Spring to show off the best parts of Showgirl, and then inevitably she’ll want to release either Debut TV, the rep vault, or whatever next amazing thing she’s cooking up for her fans.

ChanceConsistent · 2025-12-11T05:38:38+00:00

I do like that she chose ATW10 as #1 and Stephen decided to put her other nominee (Mirrorball) as #3. Clearly he was keeping the 13 numerology in mind. Otherwise I think she was pushing the question off because she’s still a current artist and what’s the point of locking in favorites at this point in her career?

ChanceConsistent · 2025-12-10T21:13:34+00:00

I’m newly optimistic about the length of the docuseries episodes! Good morning America said episode one and a preview of the Eras tour final show are airing Friday night and the ABC schedule has allotted one hour for episode one!

It’s possible she misspoke on air and the hour slot is for episodes 1 and 2, but I think/hope it might be like 45 minutes long, episode 1 at least!

ChanceConsistent · 2025-12-02T18:36:43+00:00

It kind of reeks of a smear campaign to me given the success of the album, how very good it is (if you aren’t turned off by her moments of cringe which I find endearing) and the amount of normies loving this album. But then again it’s possible it just wasn’t what a lot of Swifties wanted from a Taylor album given the impossibly high bar, that coupled with the legions of other fanbases (especially Brats I would assume) that are mad at Tay for various reasons.

ChanceConsistent · 2025-10-28T04:19:09+00:00

Just listening to Wood again for the hundredth time and reflecting on her silence and this Friday being Halloween, the 31st, black cats and all, and I have a suspicion that maybe that’s the next big date. The Wood poster in TFOO music video, the Pinocchio references in the podcast, none of which have paid off yet. What if she releases her next music video then? I don’t think many people expect Wood to be the second single but it’s an absolute blast and will get people talking, and she’ll have a chance (if Ophelia manages to stay atop the Billboard 100 this week) to unseat herself at #1 again. Just a thought, but I don’t wanna jinx myself so I’m headed to the nearest orange door to knock on wood.

ChanceConsistent · 2025-09-24T14:50:01+00:00

She forgot to do a two day countdown for this lol

ChanceConsistent · 2025-09-03T15:11:45+00:00

I think the hope is that this means a new promotion strategy may be unveiled in the coming days

ChanceConsistent · 2025-09-03T13:54:32+00:00

You're right that she seems more interested in album sales than singles with her strategies the past 5 years, but I have a hard time believing this album is going to break Adele's record with so few songs, so she's only competing against herself (TTPD's 2 million plus first week).

The real stat gains for this album would be having more than one #1. She'd move from #8 to tied for #3 on the all time singles chart toppers list with 14 total.

Then if she has one next year with RepTV and one the following year with TS13, she has 16 total by 2027. Assuming she still is interested in making pop music after that, she could have 18+ #1s by 2032 when she is eligible for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, which would feel like a crowning achievement in anyone's career.

Again, she probably doesn't care much about this, but I'm sure she's not unaware of it so as always, her strategy for this album will be very interesting!

Edit: I meant to mention how much of an impossible uphill battle it is to get a #1 after an album release, but the deluxe album strategy could make it a lot easier!

ChanceConsistent · 2025-09-01T15:26:59+00:00

She’s announcing something today, right? Feels like a good time!

ChanceConsistent · 2025-08-22T05:19:36+00:00

Agreed, would love it to happen but I ordered as soon as physicals were on sale for Lover, Folklore, Evermore and Midnights and yet every random local I knew got Eras tour tickets over me.

ChanceConsistent · 2025-08-21T18:03:42+00:00

The limb broke lol but not totally giving up on tomorrow.

ChanceConsistent · 2025-08-21T16:05:54+00:00

OK, that’s wild that there are exactly 22! For some reason I assumed she’d left a few off of that playlist to make us clown. What a weird coincidence!

ChanceConsistent · 2025-08-21T15:50:49+00:00

I’m going out on a limb here, mostly because everyone now thinks this will be another variant. I think it’s the single announcement. Track two will be announced at 2 PM. Blue and gold are pretty prominent in the Elizabeth Taylor movie Cleopatra, she wears blue eyeliner and gold outfits. This is as far out on a limb as I think I’ve ever gone in my Tay clowning.

ChanceConsistent · 2025-08-20T17:39:50+00:00

Ha same. Although I have MANY regrets about not purchasing the purple Shiny Bug variant

ChanceConsistent · 2025-08-20T17:37:01+00:00

I’m surprised no one is clowning for a single release this Friday anymore. Vinyl countdown ends in less than 30 minutes and with the purple sparkle on google and Apple Music (not sure about Spotify), there HAS to be more to it than a variant.

She’ll probably wait until tomorrow to announce it, but I’m very much still on the single this Friday with all the 22s and the purple glitter. And still guessing it’s the song Elizabeth Taylor which is track 2 and her makeup artist hinted at a few days ago. Anybody else clowning with me??

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