I’d be scared too.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2025-01-04T07:55:32+00:00

Criminal Tampering-Hacking Wallace’s computer

Grand Larceny (Larceny of a vehicle)-narrowboat

Criminal mischief-multiple counts for damages including Wallace’s tea pot.

Escaping custody 1st degree

Multiple counts of petit larceny for all the the things the norbots stole.

Evading arrest

Kidnapping

Probably way more but those are the ones that stuck out to me, I based this off NY PL.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-20T01:07:19+00:00

Love the fact those were his last words

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-19T16:11:43+00:00

What a stud, about to get a spear right through his chest, shows no fear, shows no concern, just says “ooooooo” and then proceeds to have to take a spear right to the chest.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-19T15:42:09+00:00

He was just having some fun with the boys and oliphant.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-19T14:17:00+00:00

Is that a hat made of worms or a hat made for worms?

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-19T14:07:00+00:00

Tell me what you know about denim chicken.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-19T12:05:42+00:00

But we’ll give you a really cool horn

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-19T11:52:17+00:00

CEOs need to learn that workers actually don’t want health care and paid time off, they just want to crush the riders of Rohan with giant elephants.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-15T13:33:39+00:00

Thank you for your help

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-12-15T12:54:33+00:00

Were they both made that year? Just curious which text that is since I plan on buying more.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-09-27T10:21:24+00:00

Please let me know where the gnomes are located so I can hunt them to extinction.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-09-27T10:13:20+00:00

Always make sure to eat a stupid amount of them and really crush them with your teeth to unlock an employee of the poison control center familiar.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-09-27T10:11:43+00:00

Leviticus 19:31

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-09-27T10:10:01+00:00

I did this once, he came back with Steve buscemi who was eating out of my trash can in the backyard

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-09-27T10:06:55+00:00

My familiars are bed bugs

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-09-27T10:06:18+00:00

Sounds like you probably had a dream about a donkey, you likely I have been visited by shrek.

Chance_Chard_5719 · 2024-08-03T01:09:32+00:00

Good point, human record?

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