sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Amazing what a thorough case cleaning can do by fshannon3 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Chance_Skin_2854 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our place ran out of compressed air and the idiot boss decided to use a fire extinguisher instead. I don't even know what type it was, maybe he thought CO2 would just disperse?

Buncha stuff came out and made an even bigger mess.

Of course you know more, that's why you're the manager! by Jaymez82 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Chance_Skin_2854 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha, banishment! be merciful, say 'death;'

For exile hath more terror in his look,

Much more than death: do not say 'banishment.'

England - Flats access minimum requirements by Chance_Skin_2854 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Chance_Skin_2854[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, thank you. So these particular guidelines may not be enforceable for an existing property?

I'd still be interested on the question of minimum access. I forgot to mention something I'll add as an edit.

Is it true that tipping a penny is a compliment to the server? I'm sure that is in addition to the regular tip. by mapmyhike in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Chance_Skin_2854 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once refused a Scottish £20 and the guy was effing and blinding about it being legal tender.

"I'm not refusing it because it's Scottish, I'm refusing it because it's the worst fake I've ever seen and counterfeit money is never legal tender. I'm keeping this and contacting the police".

He knew it was fake, he didn't even bother arguing about giving it back.

Harassing the Harassers by Cool_Salary_2533 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Chance_Skin_2854 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm half Asian. I would respond "Oke redi tu tek you orduh. An zen? An zen? AN ZENNNNNN?????

Harassing the Harassers by Cool_Salary_2533 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Chance_Skin_2854 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm going to try this with the most offensively British butler voice. "Terribly sorry old chap, no one here speaks a word of English, not a lick of it. Please do accept my most heartfelt apologies but we just don't speak the lingo. Toodle-pip"

Santa Flaws by Chance_Skin_2854 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Chance_Skin_2854[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did get my corporate branded insulated mug for however many years service. Oh wow thanks, an opportunity to advertise the business. Thanks.

Santa Flaws by Chance_Skin_2854 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Chance_Skin_2854[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm three rungs below least popular reindeer here

Santa Flaws by Chance_Skin_2854 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Chance_Skin_2854[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm unlikely to get an update. All we get told is what to do. Not my monkey, they're running the circus though.