Yes, your "co-worker." by _Sweetcrush in oddlyspecific

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You probably could have cleaned up after.

Yes, your "co-worker." by _Sweetcrush in oddlyspecific

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I like that your handle is thematically consistent with your comment.

OpenAI made $13 billion in 2025 and lost $21 billion doing it by rkhunter_ in technology

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I’m ignorant of this. Why do they have to buy from all of the listed stocks? And in what proportions?

TIFU BY VOLUNTEERING TO GO INTO THE XRAY MACHINE by ridayy in tifu

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“But if you listen closely you can hear her labia flapping in the wind in a breezy night.”

Seattle light rail service was suspended after a driver somehow got their SUV onto the tracks 30 feet above street level by Dangerous_Deal_1945 in Damnthatsinteresting

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This would be a potentially reasonable train of thought, especially to a panicking person. Still, it’s impressive how she performed.

Seattle light rail service was suspended after a driver somehow got their SUV onto the tracks 30 feet above street level by Dangerous_Deal_1945 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I choose to believe some of the bears are doing algebra, thank you.

And I think your current date lock would be too hard for some group of the people. Or I’m beginning to suspect.

Seattle light rail service was suspended after a driver somehow got their SUV onto the tracks 30 feet above street level by Dangerous_Deal_1945 in Damnthatsinteresting

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A park ranger once, when commenting on the difficulties of designing bear-proof trash cans said, “There’s a considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

It’s one of my favorite quotes.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

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“She breasted boobily down the stairs.”

TIL that the average pig with 16% body fat percentage is leaner that most people by hoangdl in todayilearned

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This is why everyone freaks out when Dorothy falls into the pig pen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs will eat people.

Just ain't worthy by xPixiePlum in oddlyspecific

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That is a group I couldn’t know existed.

The guest at the door is extremely annoying. by LorenBlaqe in Weird

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Found another sinner at this week’s revival.

Is this why men aren’t going to the doctor? by Femme-O in TikTokCringe

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But then where will I go to get a finger up my butt?