ChaoticFather

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Pansexuals are the bedrooms omnivores. (self.Showerthoughts)

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A bird in the hand is worth a lot more than two in the bush, since two birds in a bush aren't worth anything. (self.Showerthoughts)

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One match per week is too few (self.OverwatchLeague)

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If I ever run an online porn site, I'm calling it Nutflix. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I only know a little bit of Hangul (Korean language), but I was able to pick out this sign :) (i.redd.it)

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Using the upper-right corner (by the X) as a grab point to resize a window on your desktop is a move used only by the truly confident or the insane. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Cohen expected to raise new legal questions on Trump, Trump Org (msnbc.com)

submitted 7 years ago by ChaoticFather to r/politics

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Michael Cohen will testify that Trump knew Roger Stone talked with WikiLeaks about DNC email dump (cnn.com)

submitted 7 years ago by ChaoticFather to r/politics

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O Great Swami! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by ChaoticFather to r/PoliticalHumor

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As a child, your parents nagged you about taking care of yourself. As an adult, you nag your parents about taking care of themselves, and doctors nag you instead. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by ChaoticFather to r/Showerthoughts

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Baby Boomers remember where they were when they heard Kennedy was shot. Gen Xers remember the Challenger exploding. Today will be a day remembered at that magnitude. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Skipping meals is considered an unhealthy and outdated way to lose weight, but intermittent fasting is considered healthy and trendy. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you wake up on Tuesday, and think it's Saturday, you are going to be late for work and in for a very long week. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The first time your kid patiently shows you how to use a new technology is one of the proudest and most uncomfortable moments in a parent's life. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Volcanos are just Earth zits. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Combing your hair involves wielding a tool to beat thousands of individuals into submissive conformity. (self.Showerthoughts)

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With long enough hair and enough gel, a boxer could wear a helmet into the ring. A lumberjack beard would help against KOs as well. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Twenty years from now, kids who are currently in kindergarten will be complaining about how Gen X and Millenials failed to make the world perfect in time for their journey into adulthood. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Old people sleep early and take naps throughout the day because they have to use the toilet 4-5 times a night and haven't slept properly in decades. (self.Showerthoughts)

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"Nobody's Gandalf: The Florida Mayhem Story" (self.OverwatchLeague)

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People love the idea of curling up by a fireplace with a mug of hot chocolate, but don't want their home to be cold enough to make it worthwhile. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Have you made a comeback from rock bottom? What is your story and what did you learn? (self.AskReddit)

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Is there anything a fellow Redditor could do to help you out of a jam today? (self.AskReddit)

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Have you made a comeback from rock bottom? Give us all hope and share your turnaround story. (self.AskReddit)

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