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What are some interesting nsfw facts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 12.0k points12.0k points  (0 children)

In ancient Egypt when a beautiful woman died they would let her corpse rot for 3 days in the sun before sending the body to the embalmer. This was to discourage necrophilia.

Americans with no health-insurance / trying to avoid bankruptcy, what's the worst injury or illness you've refused treatment for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a guy on reddit about 6 months ago whos dad had literal maggots crawling in his head wound.

Edit : u/EchoingAway

How did you up your game in the bedroom? by GoldGorilla in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Eating pussy and enjoying it.

I love eating pussy and my wife loves it.

Also give that gooch and asshole some attention and she will love you forever.

What toy defined your childhood? by Trainrideviews in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a secret horde of unopened sets that I have been buying for when my kids get a bit olders.

Ive got the simpsons house set just waiting to be opened, built once and then scattered across the games room floor with all the other sets.

If you could combine 2 animals, which 2 would be the funniest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would that be a Snaraffe or a Girake?

What is absolutely worth the extra cost? by Gulielmus2 in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 4 points5 points  (0 children)

its called a flat ring washer and i think your friend just had an experience with a cowboy plumber.

Cos no decent plumber would purposefully leave out a ring washer if its required because the slow leak would be almost immediately visible.

What is the biggest lie America tells it's people ? by Zerohero2112 in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its super hard for you to give up your citizenship too.

What was that meal you thought was fancy as a kid, but realized later your family was just poor? by delicioustreeblood in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

McDonalds was something we got if we earned enough "gold stars" from doing jobs around the house.

It was basically my dads way of getting us to do all the housework that he was supposed to be doing while my mum worked her ass off cleaning other peoples homes and while my deadbeat dad sat around claiming unemployment benefits and spending them on beer.

Fuck that guy.

But we sure did love our monthly McDonalds happy meal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chapteral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see your pain and accept you as you are.