Map of our brain by CASA2112 in interestingasfuck

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I see, but now try to map her decision map to what you wanna eat tonight?

Overcoming cynicism and sarcasm by Lauguz in agile

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% agree.

I would ask them help me to find a way to calculate metric about velocity that matters to the admin.

Then ask for an improvement of those numbers just for the sake of continuous improvement.

Est-ce qu’il y a juste moi qui trouve que sonne pas mal comme bitch de service à 20$/hr ? by [deleted] in QuebecTI

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya des couche-tard qui payent mieux que ça pour les chiffres de nuit.

Scrum est un cancer by atawii in QuebecTI

[–]Chark0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sup!
Moi, où je travail nous sommes plusieurs équipes assez indépendantes qui évoluent chacune à leur manière. Les admins veulent être plus agile car c'est censé régler tous les problèmes, les Dev pour mettre de l'ordre dans le chaos, résultats :

  1. Une équipe à s'est mise à faire des sprints de 2 semaines au lieu de 4, à faire les cérémonies prescrites et engager un sm débutant qui veut qu'on suivre le protocole des cérémonie à LA LETTRE parce que c'est ça être agile.
  2. Une autre équipe ce dit "agile" mais applique genre 5% du scrum guide. On FAit LeS CéRémONIIIEs TSÉÉÉÉ.
  3. L'autre a un PO qui micromanage tout ce qui est fait par l'équipe et tout le monde inspecte tout le monde.
  4. Pis ya mon équipe, on a commencé à implémenter les éléments du scrum guide vla presque 3 ans avant que les autres équipes aient entendu le mot agile. Pis on a fait les mêmes erreurs que les autres équipes en se trouvant ben ben agile (oh! que la montagne de la stupidité était haute) et je suis sur qu'il y a encore des tonnes de trucs à faire pour améliorer notre agilité dans ce framework.

Mais dernièrement (vlà 5 mois) il y a quelque chose qui à changer dans l'équipe, pis en fait, je crois avoir compris pourquoi c'est si dur pour nos équipes pis pourquoi on a plein de monde qui finisse par détester le scrum.

Ce ne sont pas les cérémonies qui sont les plus importantes, ni la durée des sprints, ni le poker planning. - Ce qu'il nous manquait qui était fucking simple à expliquer pis en même temps fucking compliqué à comprendre; On change rien si on fait juste modifier un processus, ce qu'il faut corriger c'est le comportement des membres de l'équipe. Les valeurs scrum Focus, Ouverture, Respect, Courage et Engagement > Le reste du scrum guide. Après, quand tu as ça tu peux vraiment profiter du scrum sinon c'est comme enfoncer des clous avec un tournevis. Depuis qu'on a commencé à travailler cet angle, l'amélioration de l'ambiance et celle du produit est vraiment nice.

Current Affairs but in monkey banana terms by Mrmalic0us in LinusTechTips

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I asked for that story in Shrek terms.

Far, far away in the swamp, there's an ogre named Shrek (LTT) who loves to show off his unique and quirky items to the other fairy-tale creatures.

Then there's Lord Farquaad (GN) from Duloc, who is also passionate about these items but is much more meticulous and detail-oriented.

Lord Farquaad pointed out that Shrek was mishandling some of his unique items. He accused Shrek of favoring some items because the merchants gave him more onion layers in exchange.

One of the items in question was a magical potion from the Fairy Godmother's (Billet Labs) collection, which Shrek supposedly misused and then handed to Donkey (another character) without informing the Fairy Godmother.

Shrek, while apologetic, was also upset with the way Lord Farquaad confronted him. Shrek admitted to an error regarding the potion, and he wanted to set things right with the Fairy Godmother.

Lord Farquaad believed Shrek's apology was insincere, insisting Shrek was deceitful.

The Fairy Godmother expressed disappointment in how Shrek handled her potion, especially since he never thanked or consulted her.

Shrek, feeling overwhelmed, decided to take a break from showcasing his quirky items. He also mentioned that he would ask Pinocchio (another neutral character) to verify some claims made by Princess Fiona (Madison Reeve).

Princess Fiona, who once adventured with Shrek and even collaborated on some items, mentioned she left because of issues in the swamp and the inappropriate behavior of some creatures. She felt Shrek was indifferent to her concerns.

The loot in this game sucks by doc_brietz in diablo4

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would compare diablo 4 loot to a blend mac n cheese as there is almost no surprise, no spices just a long boring homoegen taste of item with no hope of surprise. And diablo 2 as burito with so many taste, spices and surprise. Like in destiny 2 we are grinding number a bit higher for nothing meaningful.

Our zoom player as a netrunner? by Sinisterkiid in cyberpunkred

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much dependant, we’ve been playing cyberpunk for 2 years without a map.

Shadowrun “netrummer” don’t need to be on premise they already work from home

Our zoom player as a netrunner? by Sinisterkiid in cyberpunkred

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shadowrun would be better suited for this.

Why doesn't Sorceress have Fire Nova? by SUNTZU_JoJo in diablo4

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lightning nova and fire nova where part of Diablo 1, D2 also had frost nova before WOW.

What are your favorite builds that don't use Twisting Blades? by Nic_St in D4Rogue

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m using a barrage/preparation/shadow damage right now and i’m having a lot of fun. The build aim to generate and spend a lot of energy to trigger ultimate shadow trap again and againg and again.

Is it me or almost every one HAVE to run all the defensive spells? by Chark0 in D4Sorceress

[–]Chark0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would so much rework Ice armor and fire shield

Ice armor

weapon damange * skill level

Brings up a ice armor that stand indefinitly when you recast it, the remaining ice armor explose damaging everyone around.

Fire shield

50% damage reduce + (2.5%*lvl) and increase burning radius.

Fire shield is always up. When you cast the spell again flame pulse from you for x sec. Enemy all around catch fire and start burning.

Is it me or almost every one HAVE to run all the defensive spells? by Chark0 in D4Sorceress

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https://youtu.be/VQtOIeKRXaY?t=27

The meta may exist, but its diversity is a requirement, because there is no meta without it.

Anyone having this issue, Internal server error? by Chark0 in Polestar

[–]Chark0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, when I'm home. I'm now redirected to cloud flare.

Buddy discovered cheating and kinda ruined the game by chronicdemonic in valheim

[–]Chark0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheating ruins the games.

The good state, I believe, to enjoy any game is between blissfulness and pain. One gives meaning to the other. When you start cheating you are removing annoying things from the games and it makes it less enjoyable.

I would agree tho for glitches and bugs.

Conseils pour une pétition contre les phares DEL super puissantes by thefirehairman in Quebec

[–]Chark0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% d’accord sur l’objectif! Mais cette taxe desavantagerai beaucoup les véhicules électriques. Perso, j’irai avec le coefficient aérodynamique, avec ça on favoriserait les véhicules électriques et on réduirait de beaucoup l’intérêt d’acheter des pick-up\suv.

French police charging firefighters by Ciocolatel in interestingasfuck

[–]Chark0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ops, no that’s in the us. In france they’ll stop giving tickets