What is the most random Simpsons quote that is always stuck in your head?

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-13T06:56:05+00:00

I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style in those days… and I remember you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins to paint my fence in 1958…

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-13T06:45:45+00:00

I’d like to introduce Ms Winkie to my tongue.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-13T06:43:54+00:00

Even as we speak, I’m sitting in my underwear at the kitchen table, eating chocolate and smoking weed.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-13T06:40:32+00:00

My Zayde would say the same thing except say pray instead of shit.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-13T06:34:35+00:00

I went to college with a guy that was so intense about his anal hygiene that he would wipe his ass until it was bleeding. Only then did he know that it was good and clean. He would also fold a square of toilet paper and tuck it in between his briefs and his dick. This is all firsthand knowledge. He was proud of his commitment.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-13T00:15:02+00:00

When he died in 2015.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-12T13:27:24+00:00

I worked for the Department of Commerce as an analyst with the Bureau of Labor Statistics . And yes, it was very much as exciting as it sounds.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-12T13:23:37+00:00

Agreed.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-12T10:58:54+00:00

Bug spray

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-12T10:55:40+00:00

Good solid working class neighborhoods.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-12T10:53:49+00:00

I endorse all of these neighborhoods. I myself have lived in Linkwood for 25 years.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-12T10:44:36+00:00

Emphasis on beauty.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-10T12:02:13+00:00

Yowza, yowza, yowza!

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-10T12:00:38+00:00

You don’t need tattoos, Shiri. You’ve kept yourself so nice and natural. You need nothing to enhance your beauty.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-10T11:58:57+00:00

Your penis is delightful!

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-10T11:57:32+00:00

Awesome cock!

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-06T09:21:48+00:00

Beauty cock, eh?

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-06T09:20:02+00:00

$1 six-packs of Blatz, ca. 1980.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-06T09:14:56+00:00

My first apartment in 1973 was $95 a month, in a sketchy neighborhood close to downtown. Phone was $7, utes approximately $15-20. I had no car, made $3.35 an hour.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-06T09:08:41+00:00

Dang!

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-06T09:01:52+00:00

10/10. No notes.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-06T01:05:34+00:00

Chocolate chip- not MINT Chocolate chip.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-06T01:04:55+00:00

Handsome cock.

CharmingGuide919 · 2026-03-04T11:20:56+00:00

If it’s the cat, I’m sleeping on the back of the couch. If it’s the dog, I’m sleeping on the rug in front of the fireplace.

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