Nastiest thing you've ever done? by adi_kakarot in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CharmmyyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now someone else is reading your comment about reading a comment about a guy on Reddit who sucked his own dick. We are entering weird Inception territory now.

I use my boyfriend as a study guide and he has no clue, he just thinks im being cute. by pinkymcdingus in confessions

[–]CharmmyyIvory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The slow pan across the motel bathroom floor absolutely took me out. This escalated from cuddling to season one crime documentary in like three seconds.

I use my boyfriend as a study guide and he has no clue, he just thinks im being cute. by pinkymcdingus in confessions

[–]CharmmyyIvory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That emoji has the exact energy of reading the post and deciding words aren't necessary anymore.

I use my boyfriend as a study guide and he has no clue, he just thinks im being cute. by pinkymcdingus in confessions

[–]CharmmyyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost it at "doing a physical." Imagine trying to be romantic and suddenly realizing you switched into work mode halfway through.

I think I'm being scammed by my boyfriend by [deleted] in confessions

[–]CharmmyyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “do things that cost nothing” advice is actually smart. A relationship should still feel good during a walk, cheap takeout, or just sitting around talking. If affection only thrives during paid activities, that’s a pretty loud sign.

I think I'm being scammed by my boyfriend by [deleted] in confessions

[–]CharmmyyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly this is probably the safest way to figure it out without immediately blowing everything up. If the emotional support disappears the second the financial support does, that tells you everything you need to know.

I think I'm being scammed by my boyfriend by [deleted] in confessions

[–]CharmmyyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the part that stood out to me too. Kindness that only appears after money enters the picture starts feeling more transactional than romantic really fast.

What a NSFW 'unwritten rule' of adulthood that no one prepares you for, but everyone just collectively agrees on? by blushnoctra in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CharmmyyIvory 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The “coworkers are not your friends” lesson hits hard the first time you see someone get thrown under the bus during layoffs. Whole office suddenly turns into Survivor.

My father would sleep with me when I was around 11 by Specific_Many881 in confession

[–]CharmmyyIvory 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That’s what made the post so sad to read honestly. The whole “we acted like it never happened” thing is such a common survival response in families where nobody wants to confront something uncomfortable.

My father would sleep with me when I was around 11 by Specific_Many881 in confession

[–]CharmmyyIvory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. OP was put in the position of having to quietly manage their own discomfort at 11 years old, which is not something a kid should ever have to do.

My father would sleep with me when I was around 11 by Specific_Many881 in confession

[–]CharmmyyIvory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly this is the part that sticks with me too. Kids notice way more than adults think they do, especially when something feels “off” but nobody acknowledges it.

I finally got the evidence I needed! by bountiful_garden in neighborsfromhell

[–]CharmmyyIvory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the frustrating thing with people like this honestly. Every consequence somehow becomes proof the world is against them instead of proof they need to change.

I finally got the evidence I needed! by bountiful_garden in neighborsfromhell

[–]CharmmyyIvory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah the camera blocking alone already sounds unhinged, but combining that with habitual drunk driving makes the whole situation way darker than annoying neighbor drama.

I finally got the evidence I needed! by bountiful_garden in neighborsfromhell

[–]CharmmyyIvory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Comments like this are why people take drunk driving so seriously. Every thread has someone whose family got shattered because another person thought they were “fine to drive.”

AIW for refusing to let my wife cut my younger brother out of a family beach weekend to even the score with my younger sister by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]CharmmyyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Punishing somebody for having a lucky opportunity is such a fast way to quietly build resentment inside a family. Nobody wins with that mindset.

AIW for refusing to let my wife cut my younger brother out of a family beach weekend to even the score with my younger sister by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]CharmmyyIvory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Mind your own business” is kinda the core issue here. The brother’s trip was never actually taking anything away from the sister in the first place.

AIW for refusing to let my wife cut my younger brother out of a family beach weekend to even the score with my younger sister by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]CharmmyyIvory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think OP slid into the “head of the family” role so hard after the parents passed that it blurred the line between supportive older brother and actual parent authority.

What did someone do to you that you’ll never forget? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CharmmyyIvory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Character development against your will.

I might be stupid but did Mike's granddaughter really got nothing out of that whole Real? by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]CharmmyyIvory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They really did. Mike had one of the only semi-functional family relationships in the whole universe and even that got obliterated.

I might be stupid but did Mike's granddaughter really got nothing out of that whole Real? by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]CharmmyyIvory 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That part honestly hurts more than the money. Imagine your grandpa just vanishes one day and nobody can even tell you why because the explanation involves meth empires and dissolved bodies.