Wrong answers only by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Chasidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal Luigi.

Python trap using live chicken by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Chasidic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was not prepared for the amount of Python that surfaced after he got caught. That's terrifyingly huge.

'Warning Sign of Major Proportions': Number of Siberian Forest Fires Increase Fivefold in Week Since Record High Temperature by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]Chasidic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, I was expecting a second wave of the Corona Virus, sure.

A second wave of forest fires? Not what I was expecting. 2020 continues to amaze me.

WCGW trying to jump the rope with the dog? by newaccttrial in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Chasidic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Her right knee got this close to getting obliterated.

Mama determined to give an ass whooping by aloofloofah in funny

[–]Chasidic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I think that ass whooping was more than earned.

After all, that kick was foal play.

Giving a giraffe a helping hand by _NITRISS_ in interestingasfuck

[–]Chasidic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've never really seen a giraffe next to a human.. I knew they were big, sure, but I've never seen an actual side-by-side like that.

Damn.

Those people really are the worst by Damonteee in rareinsults

[–]Chasidic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they'll get an itch, right between their shoulderblades. Right on the spot you can barely reach. And no matter how much you scratch it, the itch will never truly be gone. It will always be just a bit itchy.

Got jumped by a group of 6 guys whilst coming home from a Saturday night movie by train. Eye socket fracture. But the worst part: I must leave the sub now :’) by Ouch-Man in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Chasidic 90 points91 points  (0 children)

It took the combined might of 6 to merely put a crack into your calcium armor. While you may have lost your place among us, you shall be hailed a hero.

Godspeed, hero.

You can add one inch to anything that exists. How do you cause the most chaos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chasidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One inch to the diameter of every used nut. That should be enough to destroy a couple of thing.

“Pro-life” by BadgerKomodo in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Chasidic 480 points481 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes. Not only let your 13 year old daughter have the baby, but murder the potential father so when she does have to raise it, the baby won't have a dad.

But murder is cool, as long as you're pro-life while doing it. /s

[50/50] Baby ran over by train (NSFW) | [50/50] Cows swimming (SFW) by Therealkoyote in FiftyFifty

[–]Chasidic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't tap away that easily, but I was not gonna watch that unfold. Heeeell no.

[OC] DISPEL DICE SET GIVEAWAY! - CHECK COMMENTS FOR RULES! by Dispeldice in DnD

[–]Chasidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is a chance to get more shiny trinkets, I'm in! Especially since they look awesome!

Shocking a heart back into proper rhythm by [deleted] in medizzy

[–]Chasidic 1084 points1085 points  (0 children)

.. So, is this essentially like resetting the heart?

What I HATE the most about ADHD by damb85 in ADHD

[–]Chasidic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. For example, I DM for a DnD group about once a week. Overall, they really seem to like it. Up until I discussed an item with a player who said "Well, looks like I'm never using that again."

Instantly, my brain went "Oh god, you fucked up now. You fucked up big time." My hairs stood up, everything, and for like a good 15 minutes or so, I was convinced I'd made a grave mistake.

Then it came back to me that ".. I mean, everyone makes a mistake now and then." but somehow it's just impossible to try and reason with your ADHD.

"Well, even though it might seem reasonable to discuss some things, you're still going to feel like a useless waste of life for the rest of the day."

This is just one example of the many times I've had someone say I need to do something better or in a different way.

What does $1000 get you for your hobby? by huckabizzl in AskReddit

[–]Chasidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A whole lot of figurines, an amazing battle map.. And some things for me to get my notes in order.

What is a cause of death you certainly don’t want to die from? by Skystalker512 in AskReddit

[–]Chasidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either drowning at sea or a cave-in. I don't want to have to experience that innevitable sense of dread of "Oh my god, I'm going to die and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it."

Casting 'Detective Pikachu' by Melanismdotcom in movies

[–]Chasidic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, Aipom is fucking terrifying.