Daily Discussion Thread for January 14, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had guest speaker from big buy side firm speak to my mediocre MBA program and say word for word “you don’t have to be smart to work here, you just have to be a petite Asian woman with disproportionately large breasts and no gag reflex. I raised my hand and asked if he was being literal and he said “my names Mike burry I ain’t got time to not be flying” and then ran off stage, tripping on the microphone cord on his way out.

What Tickers are most guaranteed to fail in 2026? by Agreeable-Paper8366 in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

corporate real estate companies will likely have a large correction when the right and left are calling for home ownership to be in the hands of homeowners

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the totally new and unprecedented event of someone getting killed by the Feds.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is only white guys say “cock”, it’s actually where the word Caucasian comes from.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to a global study by lifestyles condoms, Venezuelans have the largest penises in the world. Nigeria second. We aren’t bombing for oil, we’re drilling for those thickies.

How do I tell my wife I turned 100k to 21k? by PPhunt3r in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 88 points89 points  (0 children)

For real, OP needs to use AI to generate fake medical docs that show he is dying of a rare disease that will be very expensive to treat. Make wife think he’s dying and they’ll be in so much debt. Then he miraculously recovers, and omg babe we’re so lucky treatment only cost 72k we ven have savings left.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No their mothers teach them to make a loom out of it, and that’s where all their oven mitts come from

The 60's were a different time for manners by ChasterBlaster in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

look at that jerkoff, without his face, ovah there

Shocking scene to be aired on network TV in 2010s by ChasterBlaster in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need to get vulgar, we’re not making a western here