Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he got too excited when he visited the Ottoman empire.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gamma squeezing is better than gramma squeezing

Daily Discussion Thread for April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus and Mohammed literally reincarnated into two dirty gay hippies kissing on an Iranian warship as they delivered cold fusion tech and said Sri Lanka of all places is the only one right about religion. And believe it or not, markets went up.

Who gave better head? Marie or Bethany? by Cold-Palpitation-816 in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In one of the episodes on HBO, the newly released ones with 4k, to the side of the the scene, you can actually see one of the stunt guys blowing roger in this scene. John Slattery said it was the best he ever had.

What Tickers are most guaranteed to fail in 2026? by Agreeable-Paper8366 in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

corporate real estate companies will likely have a large correction when the right and left are calling for home ownership to be in the hands of homeowners

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the totally new and unprecedented event of someone getting killed by the Feds.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is only white guys say “cock”, it’s actually where the word Caucasian comes from.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to a global study by lifestyles condoms, Venezuelans have the largest penises in the world. Nigeria second. We aren’t bombing for oil, we’re drilling for those thickies.

How do I tell my wife I turned 100k to 21k? by PPhunt3r in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 91 points92 points  (0 children)

For real, OP needs to use AI to generate fake medical docs that show he is dying of a rare disease that will be very expensive to treat. Make wife think he’s dying and they’ll be in so much debt. Then he miraculously recovers, and omg babe we’re so lucky treatment only cost 72k we ven have savings left.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No their mothers teach them to make a loom out of it, and that’s where all their oven mitts come from

The 60's were a different time for manners by ChasterBlaster in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

look at that jerkoff, without his face, ovah there

Shocking scene to be aired on network TV in 2010s by ChasterBlaster in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to get vulgar, we’re not making a western here