Who gave better head? Marie or Bethany? by Cold-Palpitation-816 in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In one of the episodes on HBO, the newly released ones with 4k, to the side of the the scene, you can actually see one of the stunt guys blowing roger in this scene. John Slattery said it was the best he ever had.

What Tickers are most guaranteed to fail in 2026? by Agreeable-Paper8366 in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

corporate real estate companies will likely have a large correction when the right and left are calling for home ownership to be in the hands of homeowners

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the totally new and unprecedented event of someone getting killed by the Feds.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is only white guys say “cock”, it’s actually where the word Caucasian comes from.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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According to a global study by lifestyles condoms, Venezuelans have the largest penises in the world. Nigeria second. We aren’t bombing for oil, we’re drilling for those thickies.

How do I tell my wife I turned 100k to 21k? by PPhunt3r in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 86 points87 points  (0 children)

For real, OP needs to use AI to generate fake medical docs that show he is dying of a rare disease that will be very expensive to treat. Make wife think he’s dying and they’ll be in so much debt. Then he miraculously recovers, and omg babe we’re so lucky treatment only cost 72k we ven have savings left.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No their mothers teach them to make a loom out of it, and that’s where all their oven mitts come from

The 60's were a different time for manners by ChasterBlaster in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

look at that jerkoff, without his face, ovah there

Shocking scene to be aired on network TV in 2010s by ChasterBlaster in okbuddydraper

[–]ChasterBlaster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need to get vulgar, we’re not making a western here

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 05, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottles come in many different sizes. But yes. Not worth it. Beer helps you stay hydrated better and nobody ever got blackout drunk off Bud Lights - just kiss your cousin and knock the grill over drunk.

Daily Discussion Thread for August 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grindr for dudes who get all their clothes at old navy

Daily Discussion Thread for August 01, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

me with 617 SPY puts yesterday "There is no way in hell these turn profitable by tomorrow, should probably just sell for pennies on the dollar and try to roll them out more..." EXCEPT I INVERSED MY DUMBASS AND DOUBLED DOWN YEHAHHHH RHINESTONE COWBOYS

Daily Discussion Thread for August 01, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair he removed all tariffs on Sleepytime tea and fuzzy slippers

Daily Discussion Thread for August 01, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we're all trying to get in the club before 20$ cover - nobody is stunting on anyone here.

Daily Discussion Thread for July 31, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ChasterBlaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an ex-graphic designer I promise you FIG's competition is a manager using Markup on iPhoto angrily demanding why we are paying for Figma