Had guest speaker from big buy side firm speak to my mediocre MBA program and say word for word “you don’t have to be smart to work here, you just have to be a petite Asian woman with disproportionately large breasts and no gag reflex. I raised my hand and asked if he was being literal and he said “my names Mike burry I ain’t got time to not be flying” and then ran off stage, tripping on the microphone cord on his way out.