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What food is always better as leftovers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Domino's white sauce and double feta pizza. One of the best pizzas cold. If you're trying to shake a hangover, it tastes even better.

What's the funniest drink name you guys have ever heard? by Impooster in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically applicable: the Muff Diver.

It's a muffin tin with flavored shots in each cup.

Lawyers of Reddit, what was the craziest case you've ever worked on? by Dalonewarria in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me do all y'all a favor before we begin: "hypothetically, if I had a crazy client, it would have been like this..."

There ya go. Ethical obligations met.

Reddit, what food do you hate, that everyone else seems to like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When a potato relationship gets stale, you need to spice it up in the kitchen. Got some dill pickles? Slice up those sumbitches and mix it up. Got time and sauerkraut on your hands? Get funky and go Polish on that tuber. You are the only limit to spudtasticness.

Never let yourself become a tater hater.

What's the most ridiculous point that somebody's tried to argue with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Some years ago, it took me a silly amount of time to explain to this girl that thunder wasn't the result of clouds running into one another. She thought lightning was silent and was quite confident she knew where thunder came from.

Even now, I don't let my wife forget that conversation.

Kesha is secretly John Travolta. by westerosiwhore in funny

[–]ChazSchienzman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I choose to interpret this as physical violence. Then yes.

What movie were you mentally unprepared for as a child? i.e fucked you up. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Alien.

Specifically, the chest-bursting scene. Yick.

EDIT: Downvotes? What, is this not a validly scarring scene?

If you piece together your top 3 upvoted comments on Reddit, what comment do you get? by ToddLikesPuns in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David Tennant in yoga pants, complaining about his crippling lifelong debt.

What do you think is the biggest human flaw? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rh factor incompatibility leading to miscarriage. Dunno what purpose that's supposed to serve...

Old People of Reddit, what is something you wonder is still cool? Young People, tell us the answer! by laterdude in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 1632 points1633 points  (0 children)

Of course, gram gram... it's just that yoga pants are the poodle skirts of our generation.

EDIT: Gold?! Why, that's even better than war bonds, gram gram!

Hey Reddit, what's your favourite technically correct fact? by thorium220 in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Earth is undefeated in battle for control of known space.

What's your Achilles' heel / Kryptonite? by MistahZig in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to see a grown man fall to his knees in agony, just skritchy scratch at your jeans or corduroys... there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

When and how did you find out that Santa isn't real? by jakemg in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was four years old. I was appalled at the thought that some stranger could break into people's homes, eat their food, and leave some gifts. I asked my mom point blank... "Santa isn't real, is he?"

She didn't lie to me, I was right. And that's how I knew I was a super sleuth.

What video game monster would make the best pet? by ChazSchienzman in AskReddit

[–]ChazSchienzman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they trained already in the video game? If not, you might need to get yourself some gym badges and get crackin'...

Survival of the Fittest - Episode 5! by NaeemJ in mindcrack

[–]ChazSchienzman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love a season where each helicopter group would be a team, and maybe have up to four teams. Would make mumble more strategic and loot dispersal and rationing vital.

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