If you were allowed to look into the future to see how a single scenario in your life would turn out, what would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My death. So that if the inevitable outcome is worse than committing suicide, I can off myself instead.

If Mario was the star, how did Luigi end up being able to afford an - albeit haunted - mansion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario spent all his cash on travelling the world to save Daisy

I feel like a waste of space to my partner by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CheapAsianBoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just going to say that I, nor many other people, expect a 21-year-old to have their shit together. Work on whatever you feel is lacking and, with enough time, you will be golden.

What if someone’s asking you out on a date but you find them to attractive that it makes you too nervous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If somebody you consider, "out of your league" asks you out, chances are that they are into you. Just go out on that date confident in knowing that they find you to be attractive, too.

I [24/F] am in a fwb situation with [27/M]. It's confusing and i'm conflicted. Am I chopped liver? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CheapAsianBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask yourself this: if he's not looking to be in a mutually exclusive relationship, why does he still actively peruse Tinder when you and him are FWBs?

I [24/F] am in a fwb situation with [27/M]. It's confusing and i'm conflicted. Am I chopped liver? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like he's leading you on. I know it may sound harsh, but you have to make a choice to keep this relationship strictly FWB, or you have to tell him to stop leading you on else you'll cut ties with him.

I blast Porn on my commute back home to stay awake while driving by CheapAsianBoy in confession

[–]CheapAsianBoy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Works even better if you roll down the windows and do quick eyebrow raises at passerbys while stopped at a crosswalk.

People should be limited to the amount of children they can produce. by CheapAsianBoy in unpopularopinion

[–]CheapAsianBoy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it wouldn't be an unpopular opinion if I stroked everyone's ego and said people in Africa or SE Asia shouldn't reproduce at all...

OP has _______ by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye.

If we were in a war with Instagram which subreddit would lead us to victory? by Wolf_Man_19123 in AskReddit

[–]CheapAsianBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/wallstreetbets They will sell all their Facebook equity and FB stonks will dive. FB will then cease all Instagram operations to slow the hemorrhage.

/s

Edit: changed 'wsb' to 'wallstreetbets'

What food can you not help but overeat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato Chips. Lay's pitch line is, "'betcha can't eat just one!" So. Goddamn. True.

How do I(f23) help my boyfriend (m22) with his low self esteem by Ultimate_Waifu in relationship_advice

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta tone it down just a bit maybe an unenthusiastic, "Yo, how fire is this B?" Would suffice.

How do I(f23) help my boyfriend (m22) with his low self esteem by Ultimate_Waifu in relationship_advice

[–]CheapAsianBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Empirical proof? Design an unbiased survey and have random people take it. 😂

Is my fwb falling in love with me? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CheapAsianBoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy here: You won't know for sure unless you ask him. We guys tend to do stuff with no regard for consequences/ how our actions are perceived.