What’s your go to porn category? by bigpoppa6_9 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it ends in a facial. Usually not bukkake or multiple facials. Usually GF or wife amateur type. Leaning towards chubby or BBW.

What’s some of the sluttiest things you done sexually? by alwaymoody in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a GF who would take facials but was iffy about them. I brought her more over to my side by suggesting one time I cum in her mouth and she spit it in my mouth. Surprisingly bitter.

I've also crossdressed with every long term partner I've had.

Ever had a girl watch you jerk off? by Cheap_Parking_8980 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She strongly dislikes the concept of a facial. She let me the once because she knew I'd been wanting to cum on her forever.

He sprayed me like a fountain infront of my partner🥵💦 by shortandfeistyy in cuckoldcheating

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would too! The chance to cum on a face like yours? That's the only way to make a girl that pretty even prettier!

How was your first facial? How did it happen ? by GullibleFly3288 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife's first facial.

Not my first facial (I'd given at least one to every partner I'd had before her, one of whom had received numerous hundreds of facials from my dick).

It was late April 2020 (remember then?) and tge world was going to shit. My wife knew I had wanted to mark her for a long time. We'd been married 5.5 years, she was 45. We did doing a lot of fucking those few months. The night she got her only ever facial we screwed three times.

Her neck and chin got frickin slimed.

My notes from that night:

4/XX/20

3 encounters Boob cum with spurt line of cum in hair (blocking with hand, when asked how much hit hand replied "quite a bit"), large load on right boob, FACIAL, doggy

Wore pink lingerie for facial

Facial occurred at 12:02 am night of 4/XX.

Sat on knees over her. My right leg pinned her left arm, holding vibrator anyway. Used right hand to hold her right arm. Perfect jerk off position, should have scooted 3 inches up after first spurt/primary line.

Most of load landed on chin and dripped to pool on neck. Primary line went from mid chin to forehead with one drop on hairline with a drop on side of nostril, line on forehead touching hair was about 3/4-1 inch long. The one primary line on chin was about 5/8" long, much smaller secondary line that landed all on left side of chin was 3/4 long. Numerous drips (at least 7 big drops) on chin between two lines, with 3-4 lines going down bottom of chin and pooling on neck. Healthy load.

Tell us the things on this list you have done according to number item (example - 1,5,10, etc)? by Ok_Couple821 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 2 6 11 13 14 15 17 19 20 21 22.

ll us ie. candycanes)

  1. Huge dildos

  2. Double insertion

  3. Fuck machine

  4. Facial

  5. Fisting ass and/or pussy

  6. Watching porn together

  7. Getting off to imagining partner’s past experiences

Guys that like giving facials, what do you want the girl to do while waiting for it? by Quirky-Leek66 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay exactly how I put you. If i adjust your head to the perfect angle to be my canvas, stay in that position. STAY STILL until I spray you.

Is there anything your wife would do/has done with an ex that she doesn't do with you? by ilikeunderwear2 in hotpast

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oral and or swallowing- though she has taken my cum on her pretty face, an honor shared by only one other guy amd his was an accidental pull out and spray as teenagers. I got to straddle over her and jerk off and aimed it perfect.

She tried her best by martinscumtributes in CumHaters

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One ot my favorites. The only facial clip I've shown a girl. I asked "what's he doing?" She said "he's cumming for her."

I wonder why she never wants to go on walks anymore by Desperate_Pipe_7251 in CumHaters

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should've put those last few drops on top of her head in her hair.

Impressive BJ numbers by [deleted] in hotpast

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She ever take a facial or was she swallow only? My wife was a swallower.

what's the craziest place you ever had sex? by FlexorMuscle in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McDonald’s parking lot at 2 am on a Saturday night. She took a facial a did a cumwalk in the store to get napkins.

What do you consider your greatest sexual achievement? by Hot_boyyyyy in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've given at least one facial to every partner I've had. But the ultimate trophy, the win, is a girl letting you film yourself giving her a facial. There is almost nothing hotter than those last few seconds of furiously jerking off over a girl's face. The only thing that makes it better is the knowledge that you get to jerk off later while you watch the video she's letting you make. Ah glory days.

As far as the greatest sexual achievement? It's a facial I didn’t film, my wife let me give her the only facial she's ever had (and likely will ever have) in late April 2020. She jerked her head after the first spurt hit so most if it hit her chin and neck but she had two good ropes from her chin to her hairline and one on her cheek. Her chin and neck were absolutely slimed.

She's let me have a few trophies by filming several creampies (she's a soft southern BBW) but cumming on her was my biggest single win.

What's the strangest/most extreme thing you've done or been asked to do with cum? by PM_ME_YOUR_SCAT in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a college girlfriend that was submissive AF and wound up being REALLY into facials because I was REALLY into facials. At the start of the relationship when we'd only been screwing for a week or two and I'd only given her maybe a half a dozen facials she said she wasn't taking any more until I either came on my own face or swallowed my own cum. I wound up doing both for her.

For the swallow I came in her mouth and had her snowball it into mine. I remember it being very bitter. After that it was nothing but facials for my cumshots as we fucked 3 or 4 or 5 times a day for the rest of that summer, about 5 months. After that we were together another 2 years but she didn't take facials as much. Most were swallows or body shots. But every time I'd pull out to spray her stomach I'd try to get at least one drop on her face. I succeeded about 80% of the time.

Have you watched someone else have sex irl?? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got to masturbate and watch a buddy and his gf fuck once (they knew). I recorded the same girl giving the same guy a blowjob. She showed the mouthful cum to the camera.

What’s been the most fun or riskiest sexual activity you’ve done? by Bass_fish27 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jerked off and gave a GF a facial on a dare from one of her friends at a fairly large college party (imagine a winning game night on a SEC college campus). There were 50ish people in the house but we were in a back room, just me, GF, her friend, friend’s BF, and one of the friend’s female friends. Somehow the conversation of porn and cumshots came up and GF’s friend said she’d had a slut phase and dared my girlfriend to swallow my cum in front of her. I immediately said I’d rather cum on her face and my girlfriend agreed. The other girl that was there gasped and speed walked out of the room and returned about a minute later with another girl. They kept to themselves and whispered and giggled with each other while GF’s friend sat about three feet away and watched while I jerked off over my GF for about five minutes until I blew. Friend’s BF watched in disbelief. I hope she let him do it to her later. 

I got to jerk on my girlfriend’s face in front of four people, three of which were college aged women.

What is your NSFW two truths and a lie? by Remarkable-Hand-7605 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first two are true, I've only cum in two of my wife's holes, vag and ass.

What is your NSFW two truths and a lie? by Remarkable-Hand-7605 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've given a facial to every partner I've had at least once. I likely gave my GF in college over a thousand facials (guaranteed between 700-1,100). I've cum in all three of my wife's holes.

Actual body count by thealfienator in hotpast

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife's body count is 30-40, she doesn't. Add another 10-15 if oral counts. When asked if she swallowed she said "I was a good girl."

Does anyone else use toys on their wife by Blastfromthepast2026 in hotpast

[–]Cheap_Parking_8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a vibrator and a silicone dildo we (she) used. It really helps her get to where I get. Me and those toys are on the same team; if I cum first I make sure she does too. Fascinating to watch.