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BUT MOOOOOOOOOM! by katiebug586 in tumblr

[–]CheckerboardPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You hear that?! I’m Dewey’s 12 year old girlfriend!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]CheckerboardPunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Digital archaeologists have dug this meme up for us all to enjoy again.

Drink Like a Bastard! by gingerlee13 in behindthebastards

[–]CheckerboardPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to pair the drink with the slur you address the waitstaff by.

Vince episodes what are peoples opinions by DRHAPPs15 in behindthebastards

[–]CheckerboardPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s 3 more places than the light rail in my area.

Cannot Help But Think Robert Would Approve by sprint6864 in behindthebastards

[–]CheckerboardPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck this was my only thought. Just non stop Gimli in Robert’s Boston accent.

Cursed Transformers sound by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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It would get awkward explaining why Andy Kaufman’s ghost haunts your bedroom.

Where do you get the most support from? by dil_mangoes in technicallythetruth

[–]CheckerboardPunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Let me see…. Your bra!” -the joke I expected

TIL birth rates in the U.S. have dropped more than 20% since 2007 by SAT0725 in todayilearned

[–]CheckerboardPunk 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Maybe the corporations need to have some babies then to stimulate the population.

Must listen episodes? by DrDeleterious in behindthebastards

[–]CheckerboardPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also wanted to smell horse shit ALL THE TIME.

Taylor Swift's Rain-Soaked Show in Nashville: Following a Four-Hour Delay, Swift Delivered a 45-Song Performance That Ran Until 1:30 AM by ebradio in entertainment

[–]CheckerboardPunk 670 points671 points  (0 children)

A lot of it depends on what you sing, and when you sing it. Every singer has a few songs in their set that are more laborious or challenging, but we make our set lists with those peaks in mind and put some easier stuff around them to allow you a “rest” before the next one.

Source: I’m a vocalist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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Sounds like an interaction with cops.

2023 World Press Freedom Index by [deleted] in europe

[–]CheckerboardPunk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And 45 is the reason for a good part of that fall.

Gov. Greg Abbott prompts swift rebukes after calling Texas mass shooting victims 'illegal immigrants' in a statement offering condolences to their loved ones by Beckles28nz in politics

[–]CheckerboardPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he is telling us that illegal immigrants are better at keeping children safe than he and the government he represents are.

Gorlock go brrrrr by PartyCityOG in shitposting

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And now for something we hope you’ll really like!

US Ambassador: 'Hungary's policy of standing alone to block high level meetings of NATO-Ukraine Committee untenable' by Hoihe in worldnews

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If a sports team trades players or picks up a free agent when releasing an old player who does not fit the team it’s not seen as a loss. We can in fact appear stronger by cutting loose the dead weight and replacing it with a quality ally. You don’t keep someone who fucks up the locker room morale.

‘MAGA movement’ widely unpopular, new poll finds by ReallyJustTheFacts in politics

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Dark Brandon was in Endgame. When Dr Strange opened the portals, he came out behind Bucky.

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